Oct 21, 2018
Awkward Gary Levox Photo of the Week
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Gary Levox
Sunday Mornin' Music / Randy Travis / "In the Sweet By and By"
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Randy Travis,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Oct 20, 2018
Saturday Night Music / Dolly Parton & Merle Haggard
Medleys suck, but hey, it's Dolly and Merle!
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Dolly Parton,
Merle Haggard,
Saturday Night Music
From the Archives: Drop it Like a Tailgate!!
ORIGINALLY POSTED MAR 14, 2014
Drop it Like a Tailgate (Girl)
(Drop it Like a) Tailgate
©2014 FTM Satire
Rick Ross on the Fosgates
Raptor rollin' can't be late
Country girl for a hot date
Cut-offs make my heart race
Drive out where the crops grow
Pickups by the dirt rows
Bass kickin' errbody know
She's here to rock the show
(Girl)
Drop it like a tailgate
Shake it like an earthquake
Wiggle like some live bait
Girl
Switch it up crank some Luke Bryan
Honey-thang move that behind
Fireballin' no I don't mind
Gettin' crunk like a combine
Bro mad-doggin' wanna fight
Chill dude, it's a'ight
Get faded on some Bud Light
Let's all have a good night
(And watch her)
Drop it like a tailgate
Stop it like a disk brake
Make a gay dude go straight
Girl
Bridge
Every Friday I do the same
Wife beater and a wallet chain
Fly hotties and spittin' game
I already forgot her name
(but she can)
Drop it like a tailgate
Float it like a snowflake
Curvy as a rat snake
Girl
Yeah,
Drop it like a tailgate
Throw it like a bouquet
Hotter than a burnt steak
Girl
Oct 19, 2018
Old Crow Medicine Show Covers Dire Straits' "Walk of Life"
Country Horror Movie Posters: Kane Brown
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Country Horror Movie Posters,
Halloween,
Kane Brown,
Satire
One-of-a-Kind New Country Singer Carves His Own Niche
Already named to The Boot's prestigious "Ones to Watch 2015" list, Brant Smith is poised for a breakthrough year and he wants you to know he's doing it his way. Our correspondent sat down with Bryant to find out what makes him stand out among this year's crop of stubble-chinned warblers.
"Most debut artists don't get as much control over their music as Prestige Nashville has given me, but they saw something edgy and different in me and just handed over the reins," said Scott, molding a stray tuft of gelled hair back into the towering blond coiffure atop his head. Chris went on to explain how his first album will be a true portrait of his life and his completely distinctive upbringing.
"Man, I grew up on a dirt road where there wasn't much to do, so me and my friends just kicked it the best way we knew how," explained Dylan. "I know this sounds crazy, but sometimes we'd just grab a few cold ones and some pretty girls and find a field to chill in. That's the kind of out-there stuff I want to bring to my music!"
Chad's wildly idiosyncratic influences range anywhere from "good ol' country like Kenny and Trace" to Godsmack to Calvin Harris to Waka Flocka Flame. "Nobody out there's going to admit listening to all the crazy stuff I do, much less incorporate it into their country music," laughed Mark, pushing up the sleeves of his form-fitting grey henley.
Steven, quite surprisingly a former high school quarterback, went on to say that he'd taken the unheard of step of co-writing the entire album with some of Nashville's lesser-known songwriters like Ashley Gorley, Josh Kear, and Kyle Jacobs. Jon expects to release an EP in early spring as he heads out in support of fellow maverick Chase Rice, with a full album to follow in the fall.
Based on his nonconformist attitude and unusual backstory, we expect Lee to forge his own path outside the box on Music Row and become a force to reckon with on country radio. Listen to The Bobby Bones Show this Friday as Randy debuts his new single "Girl Let's Have a Good Time Tonight."
Untrue Facts about Jerry Reed, Strait, Loretta, and Cash
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George Strait,
Jerry Reed,
Johnny Cash,
Loretta Lynn,
memes,
Satire,
The Muppets,
Untrue Facts,
WWE
Oct 18, 2018
Ruston Kelly Performs "Mockingbird"
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Live performances,
Ruston Kelly
Reginald Spears vs. FGL & Kane Brown Fans
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Florida Georgia Line,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire
The Future Ain't What It Used to Be (3 Memes)
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Country Reaction Gifs
If you're headed up to a Luke Bryan concert
♬ How the hell can a person go to work in the morning and come home in the evening and have nothing to say? ♬
When Larry Hooper finally figures out a joke
When you're scrolling through the radio dial and accidentally hear a split second of a Florida-Georgia Line song
Jackyl concerts really ain't what they used to be
The visual equivalent of a Lincoln Durham song
When you say "If I ever hear another Kane Brown song, I'll hurl myself into a wood chipper," and then you hear another Kane Brown song
*Lost on the way to a Tyler Childers show*
Oh, this must be the right direction...
Oct 17, 2018
New Video / Ghost / "Dance Macabre"
*A little NSFW*
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Ghost,
New Videos
I've Had Choices
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Cody Jinks,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Another Batch of Dirty Conway Album Covers
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Conway Twitty,
Parody Album Covers,
Satire
Oct 16, 2018
New(ish) Video / Sarah Borges & The Broken Singles / "House on the Hill"
A Star is Born?
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A Star is Born,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Send in the Women!
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Lauren Alaina,
memes,
Raelynn,
Satire
Jack White vs. Florida-Georgia Line
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Florida Georgia Line,
Jack White,
memes,
Satire,
White Stripes
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