New Performance Video / The War & Treaty / "Blank Page"

From their new EP of the same name.  

Mainstream Country Wasn't All Bad This Year

 

Walker Hayes Comes Clean

Just a Bunch of Hatin' on Luke Bryan and "Country On"

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Shane Smith & The Saints Perform "Fire in the Ocean"

The Scary Future of Music Technology

The Music of Yellowstone

Reginald Spears vs. Morgan Wallen, Kane Brown, Jason Aldean, etc.

New Videos / Morgan Wade / "The Night" and "The Night Pt. 2"

More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Merle Haggard, Johnny Paycheck

Country Off

Monday Morning Memes: Chris Knight, Shania Twain, George Jones

Unhinged Garth Brooks Photo of the Week

Sunday Mornin' Music / Billy Strings / "Uncloudy Day" (Willie cover)

Saturday Night Music / Billy Strings / "Wild Horses" (Stones Cover)

Archives: Merle and Sturgill are Their Own Meme

ORIGINALLY POSTED MAR 28, 2016

Quotes and photo from Garden and Gun. Make sure to check out this article, it's fantastic.

New Video / Lucero / "Buy a Little Time"

Patty Loveless and ...Hank Hill??

This was Tennessee Jet's idea.

Be Your Own DJ

AmeriQana Album Selling Poorly

A recent album from roots rock band Gadsden Four has barely moved 100 copies since its release in March despite a strong marketing campaign from its indie label. We Go All, a 10-track treatise on all manner of cockamamie conspiracy theories, has gone mostly unnoticed despite speaking to a passionate segment of society.

“I tell you what,” said a frowning Freddie Huddleston, lead singer of Gadsden Four. “It’s clear to me that our ads for the album have been shadow-banned, deprioritized, extreme hidden, regular hidden, comment ghosted, stealth-erased, and super-secret-inverse-quiet-muted on social media and I’m sick of it! Ours is a message every non-adrenochrome ingesting American needs to hear!”

We Go All, released March 11th, is a surprisingly listenable mix of folk-rock and country tunes until you pay attention to the lyrics. Songs about infant harvesting, JFK Jr’s faked death, woke commie satan worshippers, mind-controlling energy drinks, and President Biden’s secret slave trading ring speak to the bat-shit-crazy fringe who find Hank Williams Jr. too liberal.

While no evidence of shadow banning the promotion of the album or band exists, Gadsden Four have found no foothold in the Americana genre whatsoever, failing to land even one booking to play at a reputable venue. “We played a Klan barbecue down near Mobile and a Citizen’s Council cakewalk in Mississippi, but we can’t get any bars to let us play,” said bassist Lynn “Hurricane” Hodges. “They say we’re too ‘controversial’ and ‘not for public consumption’ and ‘in need of a stay at the state mental hospital’ but we don’t let the haters slow us down.”

Huddleston says he hopes Elon Musk’s recent purchase of Twitter brings brighter days for the band and their “political movement.” “I need America to know about reggaeton-and-rape-addicted immigrants swarming our borders and the lizard people bringing about the enslavement of the world population and the purple goblins who live in my shed and tell me all their prophecies when I huff degreaser,” yelled the worked up vocalist. 

At press time, the band was performing as a two-piece at a Proud Boys wine mixer due to the bassist and drummer being in jail on stalking and arson charges.

We Go All track listing:

1. Red Pills and Whiskey

2. Save the Kids

3. The Second Storm

4. Dallas in the Meantime

5. It’s Not Crazy If You Believe It

6. Wake Up!

7. Blue Haired Girl

8. Kanye Was Right

9. 1-06-21

10. They Stole Are Land [sic]

#fakenews #satire

I intentionally did no research into Q-Anon’s beliefs beyond what I already knew from news reports and instead just made up a bunch of stuff so anybody who believes any of that crap would get triggered.