Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts

Nov 7, 2017

To Be the Man, You Gotta Beat the Man

Tonight is ESPN's 30 for 30 special on the man, the myth, the legend, Ric Flair. We (okay, just me - Trailer) have a special affinity for pro-wrestling as you may have figured out through the years and Ric's trash talking probably finds its way into my own disses from time to time. Anyhow, here are some Ric Flair country reaction gifs. *there's some blood*


If you don't like George Jones
 

When you hear Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"

A better way to spend money 
than on a Luke Bryan concert ticket

When you just get too damn excited about
Alan Jackson putting out a new album

If Sam Hunt wins a ton of awards
at the CMAs tomorrow night

Symbolic of mainstream country music

How do you like Cody Jinks?

What about Sunny Sweeney?

And Turnpike Troubadours?

Sep 13, 2017

Token Country Song


Token Country Song
©2017 Farce Satire

Hey y'all, do you remember me
I'm a country song, long time no see
It's the only time you'll hear a fiddle play
Rest of the album's hip-hop and pop
Country section's just where I'm stocked
But you best believe, this ain't no mistake

Chorus
This is the token country song
In the middle of an album fourteen tracks long
Y'all say "yeehaw" and stomp your feet along
This is the token country song

Stuck this in for nostalgia's sake
So ironically crank it by the lake
The beat will be back booming soon enough
Here's where I really amp up the twang
Here's where I drop Alan Jackson's name
Even though Lil Uzi is who I really love

(Chorus)

Bridge
Here's a weird drum loop and a rhyme that's fat
So you don't forget that I'm down with that

But
This is the token country song
In the middle of an album fourteen tracks long
Y'all say "hell yeah" and stomp your feet along

This is the token country song

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