Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Alan Jackson. Show all posts
Jun 26, 2025
Jun 20, 2025
Jun 10, 2025
May 29, 2025
Imagining the Conversation Going on Here
This is some AI slop fake news that I saw on Facebook. Judging by the number of cry face emoji responses, at least a few people took it at face value. I beg of you, get some social media literacy.
Anyway, I decided to imagine the conversation that would be going on in the pictured scenario.
Luke: Hey Mr. Jackson, I’m real sorry about your condition.
Alan: Why am I wearing a cowboy hat in my hospital bed?
Luke: I don’t know sir. But I been praying for you.
Alan: Luke, why did you change shirts three times during this visit?
Luke: Why did you change hospital gowns twice?
Alan: I guess we’ll never know. But you know why I’m here, right?
Luke: No sir.
Alan: Because of the shaking it for catfish and the diesel going knock knock knock for the beautiful people and the boots knocking and all the damn duck faces and booty shaking.
Luke: You mean I did this to you?
Alan: Yes, Luther. As a fellow Georgian, I expected better of you. And what's with your face? Did you finally lay off the White Claws? You're looking uncharacteristically unbloated.
Luke: I went gluten free. As far as the music goes, what can I do to make it up to you?
Alan: Tell me why the doctors in the background keep changing. Luke, WTF is going on here? And get out of my face with your pork rind breath. Ain’t you got a reality show to host?
Apr 17, 2025
John Candy Country Reaction Gifs
When John Conlee's out giving his wife the Friday night blues
A Dan + Shay fan when a song has steel guitar in it
A 'back the blue' Kid Rock fan when blue finds their meth lab
When somebody says they don't like Turnpike Troubadours
When somebody asks what genre Jelly Roll is
When somebody tells Conway Twitty he's getting the ladies on the front row a little too hot and bothered
When some clown says Wallen's "Cover Me Up" is better because Isbell has a whiny voice
When my wife says I can DJ and I have a playlist of 3 hours of the most soul-destroying Appalachian country queued up
Alan Jackson after the 20th take filming the "Chattahoochee" video
Just before hurling a beverage at Gavin Adcock
Watches Tyler Childers “In Your Love” video once
Apr 9, 2025
Mar 20, 2025
The Righteous Gemstones Country Reaction Gifs 2
Dan + Shay announce their 2025 tour
“Hey you like outlaw country, do you like Gavin Adcock?”
Riley Green’s older brother is so proud of him
When your friend keeps sending you Graham Barham songs
Dad, when I spend all day on the computer making anti pop-country memes:
Waylon Jennings…
Wanna see my Maren Morris impression?
The last time Zac Brown won an award
Morgan Wallen when he saw where that chair was about to land
How people show their appreciation at a hick-hop music festival
When Wheeler Walker Jr. finally finds religion
When it’s hotter than a’hoochie coochie
Mar 5, 2025
Nov 12, 2024
Oct 2, 2024
Bad Country Songs Illustrated by AI
The names of the songs are at the end, if you can't figure them out.
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| WTF, AI? It censored a prompt for just 'tight jeans' but yet it gave me this, lol. |
I've done this one before but this new image is even more ridiculous.
Sam Hunt "Body Like a Back Road"
Billy Ray Cyrus "Achy Breaky Heart"
Trace Adkins "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk"
Jerrod Niemann "Donkey"
Toby Keith "Red Solo Cup"
Alan Jackson "I Still Like Bologna" (only bad by Alan Jackson standards)
Luke Bryan "Country Girl (Shake It For Me)"
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