When given choice of a country song that slaps or a country song that whines
Clint Black?
When you're involved in vertical affection and he says he's gonna put on some Dustin Lynch for mood music
When the SEC has Kane Brown as bumper music despite your requests against it on Twitter
When he's taking you to Applebee's on the first date
When you're touring Garth's house and accidentally end up in the murder basement
Miranda Lambert?
A polite discussion of George Strait's greatness on Twitter
Just listen to 30 seconds of this new Parmalee song and tell me what you think
When you get Garth Brooks' cell #