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Showing posts with label Dylan Scott. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dylan Scott. Show all posts
May 25, 2017
May 24, 2017
I Hope He Wasn't Named After Bob
Labels:
Dylan Scott,
gifs,
Satire,
The Office
May 22, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Smokey & The Bandit Edition
May 11, 2017
May 4, 2017
She Ain't Perfect: A Satire Lyric
A satire of all those "oh my girlfriend is so perfect/she saved me/she's a little crazy but I love her" songs that never seem to stop on country radio.
She Ain't Perfect
©FTM Satire Lyrics
She's got those cut offs on
The ones with the Buffalo stain
My green eyed D-list stripper
Always yelling "make it rain!"
She's got her bare feet propped
On my dash and they don't smell right
Windows down and Migos up
And right now we're in a fight
She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do
She's an ungraceful drunk
Wears a flat brim cap turned back
Bought us some Sam Hunt tickets
And she punched me when I laughed
She lets the curse words fly
And it sounds more sleazy than cute
Anytime we get it on
She won't take off her furry boots
She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do
Bridge
She don't go to church and I won't take her home to mama
We're not even Facebook friends cause I can't take the drama
She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do
©FTM Satire Lyrics
She's got those cut offs on
The ones with the Buffalo stain
My green eyed D-list stripper
Always yelling "make it rain!"
She's got her bare feet propped
On my dash and they don't smell right
Windows down and Migos up
And right now we're in a fight
She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do
She's an ungraceful drunk
Wears a flat brim cap turned back
Bought us some Sam Hunt tickets
And she punched me when I laughed
She lets the curse words fly
And it sounds more sleazy than cute
Anytime we get it on
She won't take off her furry boots
She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do
Bridge
She don't go to church and I won't take her home to mama
We're not even Facebook friends cause I can't take the drama
She ain't perfect but she'll do
And I don't love her
But she doesn't love me too
I ain't worth a damn, it's true
But somehow she's worse
No she ain't perfect but she'll do
Labels:
Dylan Scott,
Lyrical Satirical,
Satire
May 3, 2017
How to Create a Hit Country Song in 2017
Labels:
bro country,
Chase Rice,
Colt Ford,
Dylan Scott,
Joe Nichols,
Kelsea Ballerini,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Dec 8, 2016
Keepin' That Bro-Country Flame Burnin'
Labels:
Dylan Scott,
gifs,
Parks and Recreation,
Satire
Feb 6, 2015
Highly Important Bro Tweets You May Have Missed
Jan 20, 2015
Parody Album Covers: Raelynn, Swon Brothers, etc.
Jan 8, 2015
Wait, I Thought 2015 Was Supposed to be Better
Labels:
Austin Webb,
bro-country,
Dylan Scott,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Satire
Dec 19, 2014
Dylan Scott is No Dylan
Labels:
Dylan Scott,
memes,
Office Space,
Satire
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