Showing posts with label Garth Brooks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Garth Brooks. Show all posts
Apr 26, 2020
Apr 19, 2020
Apr 12, 2020
Apr 8, 2020
Top 10 Worst Country Quarantine House Guests
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10. Garth Brooks
Just cries in the corner the whole time.
9. Kacey Musgraves
Smokes up all your weed.
8. Gary LeVox
In this temporarily ‘nicer’ era of Farce the Music, I will leave this one alone, but you know why he’s here.
7. Martina McBride
High stakes poker games with toilet paper for money. Constantly setting up booby traps and cleaning her AK for when “shit goes down.”
6. Cody Jinks
Won’t stop reminding everyone that The Rock is a big fan. Unfortunately, Ward Davis had to come along too - it’s a package deal.
5. Justin Moore
Constantly needs help reaching stuff in the cabinet and climbing up on the toilet.
4. Mitchell Tenpenny
Your wife won’t come out of the bedroom because “his staring is getting really creepy.” Refuses to wash his hands.
3. Thomas Rhett
Brings over all his kids and their friends, negating the whole social distancing thing. Wants to have Ed Sheeran karaoke contests 24/7.
2. Sam Hunt
Expects you to keep his hair cut and styled for him. Water bill extremely high from washing all his jogger pants. Wants you to be the snap track for him when he’s writing songs.
1. Shooter Jennings
Eats all your Funyuns. His ‘essential’ luggage is 5 crates of He-Man lunch boxes.
Eats up all the wifi bandwidth playing video games constantly. Conspiracy theories out the wazoo.
Apr 5, 2020
Mar 29, 2020
Mar 22, 2020
Unhinged Garth Brooks Photo of the Week
For the time being at least, we're being around 40% nicer on FTM due to the coronavirus pandemic, so we're suspending Awkward Gary for a little while. I was planning to replace him with this when Rascal Flatts retires anyway, so I guess we're getting an early start!
Mar 5, 2020
When Music is a Saving Force
Labels:
Chris Gaines,
Garth Brooks,
gifs,
memes,
Satire
Jan 17, 2020
Dustin Lynch's Heroes
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Dustin Lynch,
Garth Brooks,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
wrestling
Jan 10, 2020
Dec 3, 2019
Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 2
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Most definitely had a mullet
Had a mullet
Nov 26, 2019
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