Farce the Music: Guns n' Roses

Aug 10, 2023

Revenge of the Sith Country Reaction Gifs

Listens to "If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me" once

When I hear my neighbors I've never met listening to 49 Winchester

Which Guns 'n Roses song would make a good country cover?

When the comment section gets all riled up about a Morgan Wallen meme

When the crowd at an Arlo Mckinley concert gets hyped

With my finger lingering over the 'buy' button on my 3rd band shirt of the month

Tell me something good about Jason Aldean

Me after hearing 5 seconds of a Warren Zeiders song

When a Kane Brown fan asks for music suggestions

When MAGA lost Tyler Childers

May 8, 2020

Axl Rose Recording Country Album

by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, October 20, 2009

Spurred on by Gone Country rock-star pal Sebastian Bach, rock icon and lead singer of Guns n' Roses, Axl Rose, has begun work on an epic country album. In a nearly-coherent blog diatribe directed at some unnamed assailant in the Nashville press, Rose announced his plans in maniacally honest detail.

Here is an excerpt from that post:

"Despite this uneducated m*****-f*****'s baseless claims and slander against me, I will persevere and this album will see the light of the day in a few short months or possibly 17 years. I have already hired some of Nashville's finest musicians and plan to alienate and fire them one by one until I end up with a band that in no way resembles the one that is intact at this moment. However, I will keep each person's contribution and use them in multi-multi-tracked songs that are rich with sound the way a pizza burger stir-fry with chocolate ranch taco sauce is rich with taste."

He continued: "I expect to go through somewhere between $2 and 25 million dollars of Curb Records' money and have several label heads fired during the laborious recording process. I will spend my downtime: 1) hanging with Baz (Bach) and John Rich, 2) punching Nashville celebrities at charity events and 3) suing people. After finishing this record, I will resume recording of Chinese Democracy 2 which will come out posthumously. And hey, you scum-sucking, onerous piece of crap, you'll never say that s*** about me again!"

The already mythical Arkansas Literacy album is expected to be an exclusive one-album deal with Target. Industry insiders predict it will sell around 150,000 the first week before tanking, after which Axl will make another rambling, curse-filled blog post blaming Target, Slash and the Jehovah's Witnesses for weak sales.