Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Jan 23, 2020
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Country Reaction Gifs
When you get in a rental car and Dustin Lynch is playing
Me, listening to Dustin Lynch's new album for 10 seconds
♫ ♬ Oh the movers and the shakers down on Morgan Street ♫ ♬
Why do people like Tyler Childers so much?
♫ ♬ and the songs that she sang in the shower are stuck in my head ♫ ♬
After politely telling your ex-best friend you don't want to attend the Kane Brown concert with him
When a guy uses a Mitchell Tenpenny line to try to pick you up
When Charlie Sheen says FGL is his favorite country group
Jan 10, 2020
Jan 2, 2020
Avengers Endgame Country Reaction Gifs
I wish I could get rid of snap beats like this
"My friend says country music means the music of America"
When your woman left you, but you can still get drunk and listen to Jones about it
When Ryan Seacrest calls Sam Hunt a country singer to millions of viewers
Luke Bryan says he's either the savior of country or he ruined it. How right is he?
"Will you go see Kane Brown and Chris Lane with me?"
Me, not quite in shape for 2020 concert season
Mitchell Tenpenny sucks!!
Dec 20, 2019
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2019 Edition
Sitting on Charlie Daniels’ lap and telling him what
you want for Christmas really pisses him off.
According to Santa’s Naughty and Nice List, Jason “Rowdy” Cope
of The Steel Woods isn’t rowdy at all.
Shooter Jennings announced a spring tour and is looking forward to hitting the
road to unwind after another winter of making toys for good boys and girls.
Blind Item: 30-50 feral hogs stole a popular Americana band’s van
and gear trailer in certain southeastern Texas city.
Freezing temps across the country have caused Luke Bryan’s pants to fit better,
but he is now battling chapped lips.
Mitchell Tenpenny is the first artist in a new country sub-genre: Incel Country.
With 2019 coming to an end I decided to check in with Colt Ford and
his resolution to no longer suck. Failing for 50 weeks and counting.
The real issue is that there isn’t a war on “The Christmas Shoes.”
Kane Brown is beter then you’re favorite country sinjer.
~this fact guest-written by a Kane Brown fan.
Florida Georgia Line’s FGL House features a reverse toy drive where employees
go to hospitals and orphanages in Nashville and take take toys from the children.
Thomas Rhett cheerful story blah blah good news happy blah.
Starbucks compensated Jason Isbell for not changing his twitter name to IsBELLS this year by sending him a free nonfat, vanilla, soy latte with espresso shot once a week until March. (<—This fact requires too much referential minutia for the average person to get it, but I left it in so you can make fun of Jeremy for writing it. ~Trailer)
I went to see Luke Combs the other day. He said I needed wipers and a cabin air filter.
Gary Levox had a recent trip to the dentist because he confused
the coal in his stocking for chocolate covered cherries.
Taylor Swift researched her role for Cats by being an actual crazy cat lady.
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris - a few by Trailer
Dec 13, 2019
Dec 12, 2019
The Grinch Country Reaction Gifs
When I listen to Hank 3
When I find out a DJ is opening the country concert
Do you want to listen to Mitchell Tenpenny's Christmas songs?
"Hey, I've got an extra ticket to the Thomas Rhett sho..."
When I first heard Chris Stapleton
Mainstream country radio be like...
Looking at the country chart... FGL, Rhett, Kane Brown...
♪ Merry Christmas from the family ♪
Dec 11, 2019
Dec 10, 2019
11 Worst Country Songs of 2019
11 Worst Country* Songs of 2019
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I somehow left Zac Brown off the original list, and I think that’s a symptom of his irrelevance these days. This is clearly the worst song released under the “country” heading in 2019. This song should be the new “Rick Roll.” What an embarrassment. Lame middle-aged white man rapping and beats and creepiness. Somebody set up an intervention soon.
2. Mitchell Tenpenny - Alcohol You Later
A heaving lump of R&B lite douchebaggery wrapped around a cliché of a hook.
3. Blake Shelton ft/Trace Adkins - Hell Right
Lame bro-country redux from the try-hard stepdad of mainstream country and his drunken uncle.
4. Luke Bryan - Knockin’ Boots
A cheesy come-on with stolen 90s slang. Cringe.
5. Avenue Beat - Delight
If they’re the future, I’m a proud boomer.
6. Florida-Georgia Line - Swerve
Not a single, yet, thankfully. As bad as anything they’ve done before, and that’s of course a deep well.
7. Mitchell Tenpenny ft/Seaforth - Anything She Says
Ugh. Mitchell Tenpenny has usurped Kane Brown as the artist whose voice makes me most quickly change the station.
8. Chris Lane - I Don’t Know About You
I don't know why you're still here.
9. Sam Hunt - Kinfolks
Not nearly as bad as driving the wrong way while drunk, but an affront to the senses to be sure. Please leave again.
10. Dustin Lynch - Ridin’ Roads
Dustin doubles down on his shallowness. His looks and willingness to blend into the sonic wallpaper are his only selling points now.
11. Brantley Gilbert - Fire’t Up
Brantley done fire’t up the wayback machine to 2013. His NFL performance was bad enough to trend on Twitter, and the studio version is only better in the way that getting punched in the stomach is better than getting punched in the face.
*country = released into the country genre
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