Showing posts with label Neal McCoy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Neal McCoy. Show all posts
Jun 11, 2019
6 New Parody Album Covers: Riggs, Locash, Rhett, Conway, etc.
Dec 21, 2018
Neal McCoy's "Merry Christmas (I'll Put My Knee Up Your Ass if You Say Happy Holidays)" Selling Poorly
90s country superstar Neal McCoy released the seasonal song "Merry Christmas (I'll Put My Knee Up Your Ass if You Say Happy Holidays)" in November and has yet to see any country radio airplay. The jovial anthem, which bemoans the war on Christmas, is also seeing poor sales and negligible streaming numbers.
McCoy told us that while he is disappointed in the stats so far, he feels like the song will be one of those that becomes a standard for years to come. "Like my buddy Aaron Tippin says, you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything, and that's what this song does." smiled the still boyishly handsome McCoy, who earlier this year took a stand against football players taking a knee with the similarly un-listened-to "Take a Knee My Ass."
Neal's current song features the chorus:
"It's Merry Christmas
and I'm here to say
I'll put my knee up your ass
if you say Happy Holidays
Praise Jesus!
If you don't, you can leave this country and stay"
Country program directors tell us that the song has tested poorly. One anonymous PD told us "Despite the message resonating with many of our listeners, the word 'ass' just doesn't go over well with our audience, unless you're talking about a woman's sexy, daisy-duke-clad, tan-lined backside, that is. Also, Neal is old."
At press time, McCoy was in the studio recording his next topical country song, "My Ass Will Build the Wall Myself."
Labels:
Christmas,
Fake News,
Neal McCoy,
Satire
Dec 4, 2018
The Crud Report December: Old Dominion, Christmas, Kid Rock, etc.
Labels:
Christmas,
Crud Report,
Fake News,
Kane Brown,
Kid Rock,
Maren Morris,
Neal McCoy,
Old Dominion,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Sep 7, 2018
More Nike Memes: Ray Wylie Hubbard, Neal McCoy, Aaron Tippin
Labels:
Aaron Tippin,
memes,
Neal McCoy,
Nike,
Ray Wylie Hubbard,
Satire
Dec 22, 2017
The 10 Worst Country Songs of 2017
We've spent all of 2017 making fun of these and other songs, so there's little else
to do but rank the worst. No need for further criticisms or a thesaurus full of
disgusting descriptive terms. Nothing fancy. Okay, a little fancy...
Dec 14, 2017
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
Little Known Facts: Christmas 2017 Edition
If Cole Swindell ran outside naked in a snowstorm, he'd be invisible
Luke Bryan never hangs his stockings by the fireplace because
he’d feel silly wearing his garter belt without them
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Brantley Gilbert realized he couldn’t count that high
Neal McCoy's "Take a Knee, My Ass (I Won't Take a Knee)" was originally about
Game of Thrones' Jon Snow and was titled "Bend the Knee, My Arse (I Shan't Bend the Knee)"
If Sturgill Simpson doesn’t do a Farce The Music
interview we will start a rumor he punched Santa
There is a 100% chance Kenny Chesney will be a fan
of this year's college football playoff champion
The previous fact will be recycled annually for eternity
Justin Moore has lost 75% of his fame since Trailer stopped photoshopping him
on shelves around Christmas (Editor's note: or Scotty McCreery, whichever)
Sturgill Simpson recently punched Santa at a mall. More details to come.
All pictures of Shooter Jennings on a shelf are not Photoshopped
Gary Levox’s New Year’s resolution is to be less awkward in photos
The 2017 Time Magazine Person of the Year is every woman
that has ever recorded ‘Baby it’s Cold Outside’
David Lee Murphy has a song on the country chart. No really, I’m serious about that one.
Asking for more women on country radio and getting Bebe Rexha is like
asking for a Washington outsider to be president and getting... never mind
Every time "Humble and Kind" plays on the radio, Spade Cooley rolls in his grave
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All but 3 of these by Jeremy Harris
Mar 21, 2017
Bad 90s Country Memes
Labels:
Billy Ray Cyrus,
FGL,
Jason Aldean,
Kenny Chesney,
memes,
Neal McCoy,
Satire,
Tim McGraw,
Tinder
May 20, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Blake Shelton, Shooter Jennings, etc.
Jan 4, 2011
Can't wait to see this!
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Miranda Lambert,
Neal McCoy,
Photocrap
Jun 20, 2010
Band Mashup: VN+NM =
Labels:
Band Mash-up,
Neal McCoy
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