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If I Don't Tell You I'm Country
If I Don’t Tell You I’m Country
©2021 FTM Satire Lyrics
I’m from backside of the backwoods
Drive a step-side and it rides good
I got a hot chick and a cold one
Wanna talk big, we can go, son
But the beat snaps and the bass drops
And I speak slang, hey is this pop?
Chorus
If I don’t tell you I’m country
That I like my beer real cold
If I don’t mention my hometown
And the bonfires don’t glow
You might think you’re cranking Bieber
These boots are just for show
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
How are you gonna know?
Dress in fashion, I got a stylist
Check out my hair man, it’s the wildest
I go huntin’ but it’s guided
And yeah I work hard, exercisin’
Ain’t no fiddle, and I don’t twang
And there’s some tuner when I sang
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
That I like my beer real cold
If I don’t mention a pasture
And the bonfires don’t glow
You might think I’m Ed Sheeran
These jeans are just for show
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
How are you gonna know?
Bridge
Yeah that first verse was a big lie
I was born out in Granny White
If I don’t tell you I’m country
That I like my beer real cold
If I don’t mention my hometown
And the bonfires don’t glow
You might think you’re cranking Bieber
These boots are just for show
So if I don’t tell you I’m country
How are you gonna know?