Showing posts with label Tyler Childers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tyler Childers. Show all posts
Jul 23, 2019
Jul 18, 2019
Adam Sandler Country Reaction Gifs
When your coworkers are discussing how hot Dustin Lynch is
When somebody in the crowd keeps yelling "Wagon Wheel!"
When your son says he kinda likes the new Kane Brown song
Remember that time Old Dominion released a good song?
FGL said their new album was going to be more rootsy
When your closest friend only listens to the "country" music that the mainstream radio station feeds him
Florida-Georgia Line? I stopped to take a p...
When dad listens to Thomas Rhett, but Sonny listens to Tyler Childers and Kelsey Waldon
Jun 26, 2019
Jun 5, 2019
May 21, 2019
May 17, 2019
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews Tyler Childers’ “House Fire”
Unlike most songs Trailer sends me to review, I actually listened to this one, called "House Fire." I thought it was pretty good. Then I read that Tyler Childs has signed a deal with a major record label. So I listened too the song again and realized it wasn’t very good at all! Its weird how your taste can change from one minute to the next.
This song says something about “honey jump on my train.” I seem to remember some bro-country bro singing about a chick sliding her fine ass into his truck a few years ago. Or one dude singing about sticking his umbrella in a woman’s sink?!? Sounds like Tyler Childers has gone the same damn way! That’s to perverted for me!
And don’t get me started about the production of this song! It’s all sparkles and shine and listen! You can actually hear every word and it sounds like they want everybody too like the song! What the hell?? Tyler is supposed to sing to 14 people and a chicken in a water district office parking lot for the rest of his days, not get popular!
Why make it sound so pretty? I want it too sound like he’s singing through a shoe. I want the guitars to sound like all the strings are about to break and the guitarist doesn’t really know what he’s doing. I want there to be a cloud of dust come out of my speakers when I listen too the song. Their shouldn’t even be a drummer. And Tyler should forget some of the words and have to restart a verse, and they should leave that in the damn mix!! That’s country! Not this overproduced bullshit that Sturgill Simpson (that sellout) screwed up!
Luke Bryan? Never heard of her! But from what I’ve heard about her, I imagine Tyler Childress will soon be on that same path. He’ll be shaking his butt in tight blue jeans and making preteen girls squeal and singing about how country his truck is or some shit. Its sad when you’re favorite artists get popular and change from what you liked about them. I hope he enjoys the money, but he won’t get another .00005 cents from me on Spotify!! I’m done.
May 15, 2019
May 14, 2019
Apr 30, 2019
Country TwitterWINs: April '19
Old Town Road is still more country than anything FGL or Sam Hunt has ever made— Chase Kozak (@KozakChase) March 31, 2019
Do you ever sit and think about what kind of world we are leaving for Willie Nelson and Keith Richards?— Jason Vance (@jasoncolevance) April 25, 2019
Don’t claim to be a George Strait fan, when you spell his last name wrong.— Allison Brooke Smith (@abrooke27) March 31, 2019
Tyler Childers killed it last night. If you don’t like his music, with all due respect, your opinion is garbage and you should reevaluate your entire life.— Hayden (@haydengaspard) April 12, 2019
For Easter at Luke Bryan’s house they color his teeth and hide the top buttons of his shirts— Steve (@AnExocticBeach) April 19, 2019
People say I’m a dinosaur for wanting country music to sound country. Well rooooooaaarrrrr motherf***ers.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) April 23, 2019
Any of the new “country” boy singers lol Kane Brown or a multitude of others that I can’t quite name because I don’t pay attention to garbage. https://t.co/voYfYfob4Y— Lady GlitterSparkles (@BlairSmiles) March 31, 2019
I was just at a local John Deere dealership, rapping with some local farmers, we had a beer, it was recorded. You just may see me on the modern country music charts soon.— Goofbag (@punisher766) April 29, 2019
Country music challenge: listen to @DwightYoakam ‘s “Thousand Miles from Nowhere” then literally ANY modern radio country and not be offended by it.— Neko Case (@NekoCase) April 23, 2019
Florida Georgia Line and Jason Aldean opening the show? This is why country music has turned trash. THIS ISN’T EVEN COUNTRY. This is a bunch of cats fighting in a bag full of nails. #ACMs— Ryan Graney (@RyanEGraney) April 8, 2019
dalton, damn, man. trap is not the right word to go about getting someone to fall in love with you and marry your dumbass. maybe just try to develop a somewhat likable personality. https://t.co/srHDxpWbxE— Ray Wylie Hubbard (@raywylie) April 29, 2019
The black hole announced by scientists today is located 55 million light years from Earth, has a mass 6.3 billions that of our sun, and sucks 1/20th as much as Florida Georgia Line.— NotKennyRogers (@NotKennyRogers) April 11, 2019
I wouldn’t give a shit if the country chart was 15 black people, 15 white women, 3 Samoans, 6 Pakistanis, and 1 white dude, as long as they’re twanging, playing real instruments, and singing about heartbreak, drinking, work, and love.— Reginald Spears (@ReginaldSpears) March 28, 2019
Apr 19, 2019
Superstore Country Reaction Gifs
Actual footage of Jason Aldean proposing
Cliché #1 in every Kane Brown fan's repertoire
When the ACM Awards went off
When you observe a FGL fan at the register trying to figure out whether to buy the cigarettes or the baby food when they don't have enough money for both
You don't like Tyler Childers?
Me, when somebody whose opinion I usually agree with says Luke Bryan's "Knockin' Boots" is pretty good
What mainstream country station managers heard when somebody mentioned Lil Nas X being on the charts
When Dina's showing a Mitchell Tenpenny video in the break room
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