Showing posts with label Wynonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wynonna. Show all posts
Jul 10, 2014
May 28, 2014
Jan 22, 2014
Little Known Facts: January '14
14 states have added Tim McGraw to their registered sex offender
list because of his song "Lookin' For That Girl".
The Reverend Horton Heat has never heard a who.
Luke Bryan named his penis "Mashed Potato."
Vanilla Ice stated in a recent interview that he thinks
"hick hop rappers are giving white rappers a bad name."
Every joke about Justin Moore that has been posted on FTM has gone over his head.
If you ask a Brantley Gilbert fan to show you their credentials, they will remove their teeth.
Wynonna recently auditioned for the role of Oompa Loompa Queen for Willie Wonka 2.
This "fact" is only here to improve FTM website traffic from
bro-country listeners performing Google searches: Country haterz is loosers.
If the guys in Florida Georgia Line had an STD..... Never mind.
Clay Walker has decided to sell out to gain relevance;
unfortunately the people he's trying to appeal to don't know what "relevance" means.
Cole Swindell learned all his best dance moves from Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
If you badmouth Shooter Jennings, he will kick your ass,
unless you're over 5 foot tall then he'll probably kick your knee.
According to a 2013 Gary Levox arrest warrant, Golden Corral does not
allow you to double dip chicken legs into the chocolate fountain.
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Most of these by Jeremy Harris.
Jan 7, 2014
It Was So Cold in Nashville Yesterday...
John Rich had to stay home and get plastered
158 hotties wearing cut-offs died of exposure
Luke Bryan had to pull out the skinny long-johns
Gary Levox had to have a gravy boat frozen to his tongue removed by the fire department
Wynonna turned bluish orange
Dallas Davidson wrote a song called "Ho on My Snowmobile"
Taylor Swift had to break up with boyfriends by text message
Brantley Gilbert fans had to warm themselves with meth lab burners
Justin Moore was lost in a 4" snow drift
Sep 26, 2013
Jul 30, 2013
Fun With Google Searches: Randy Rogers, Luke Bryan, Wynonna, etc.
Jun 24, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Wynonna, FGL, Joe Diffie, etc.
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