Mar 6, 2013
Mar 5, 2013
Lyrical Satirical: Badass
Badass
©2013 FTM Satire
Got a chrome bull bar on my F-150
Big shinin' wheels and damn right it's lifted
Got a country hottie, she's drunk and ready
Might get in them cut-offs if she'll let me
Tailgate down in a rutted up pasture
Beer is fine but that jar's a lot faster
If a sip don't burn, it ain't moonshine
If the truck ain't tall, well it ain't mine
If you won't fight, you ain't a man
If you ain't country, ain't worth a damn
If you ain't first, you're closer to last
If you ain't me, you ain't
Badass
Got a part-time job at the uptown Target
If a price changes, damn right I'll mark it
Got a full ride down at the junior college
Still livin' home while I get my knowledge
Got my gated subdivision on a sticker
But that don't mean I ain't an ass-kicker
If a sip don't burn, it ain't moonshine
If the truck ain't tall, well it ain't mine
If you won't fight, you ain't a man
If you ain't country, ain't worth a damn
If you ain't first, you're closer to last
If you ain't me, you ain't
Badass
Bridge
Crankin' A$AP Rocky, textin' on my cell
Wearin' Ed Hardy lookin' bad as hell
Bangin' drunk skanks, not southern belles
Buyin' moonshine off a Kroger shelf
If a sip don't burn, it ain't moonshine
If the truck ain't tall, well it ain't mine
If you won't fight, you ain't a man
If you ain't country, ain't worth a damn
I've never even listened to Johnny Cash
But If you ain't me, you ain't
Badass
Best Albums of 2013 So Far: March
Well, now that we're a full 2 months into the year, I've had enough time with some new music to come up with the first "best of" (in my opinion) list of 2013. It looks to be another banner year, folks.
1. Shooter Jennings - The Other Life (Mar. 12)
(Review coming soon)
2. Ashley Monroe - Like a Rose
3. Jimbo Mathus - White Buffalo
4. Son Volt - Honky Tonk
5. Fifth on the Floor - Ashes & Angels (Mar. 12)
6. Bow Thayer and Perfect Trainwreck - Eden
7. The Stone Foxes - Small Fires
8. Night Beds - Country Sleep
9. Bruce Robison and Kelly Willis - Cheater's Game
10. Chris King - 1983
Mar 4, 2013
Country Doppelgangers March 2013
It's been a year since FTM did a full edition of doppelgangers, so it's about time. Thanks to Jeremy Harris for sending the first two and sparking this new post!
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| Blake Shelton and Chaz Bono |
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| Toby Keith and Leif Garrett. |
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| Jeremiah Fraites of The Lumineers and Woody Harrelson |
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| Kacey Musgraves and Lea Michele of Glee |
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| Ryan Adams and Rick Moranis. |
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| Tyler Hubbard of Florida-Georgia Line and Jason Mewes of the Jay and Silent Bob movies. |
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| Hmmm. |
Mar 3, 2013
Mar 2, 2013
Mar 1, 2013
YouTube Gems: The Departed (Live, Last Night!)
Here's a video I took last night at The Departed/Rob Baird show at Duling Hall. Great show! I may do a write-up of it for Monday.
Dierks Bentley Sings With Bovine
After the Carrie and Taylor singing with goats videos, I remembered thinking of this country singer/animal association several years ago... and voila: I made a shoddy, badly timed and edited video! (seriously, it's the first time I've ever edited a video, period)
Enjoy! (?)
Feb 28, 2013
Feb 27, 2013
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