Showing posts with label Phil Vassar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Phil Vassar. Show all posts

Jun 17, 2020

Top 10 Biggest Jerks in 2000s Country

Some would imagine that the fan-friendly, upbeat country music scene of 2000-2009 would not be as likely to contain divas and d-bags as the more recent country music diaspora. Some would be very, very wrong. Here are some of the genre's most egregious offenders.

10. Jo Dee Messina
Brings a Coke can into church so she has somewhere to spit her dip. Constantly brags about her Peloton.

9. Billy Currington
Once fought with an old guy about a boat wake or something. [edit: being told this actually happened]
Considers his duet with Shania Twain the highpoint of her career.

8. Sara Evans
At concerts, will only perform her biggest hits as spoken word. Made Trick Pony use a utility closet as a dressing room when they opened for her. 

7. Brad Paisley
Working with legal team to get “dad jokes” copyrighted so he can sue everybody who uses the term. When people join his group text promotion, he sells their numbers to escort services.

6. Dierks Bentley
Publicly and profanely humiliates anyone who misspells his name. Eats Taco Bell on his bus. Uses the bathroom on his band’s bus.

5. Phil Vassar
Plays “Bobbi with an I” as his encore at concerts. Avoids eye contact with anyone shorter than him. Has an album of Drake covers coming out soon.

4. Cyndi Thomson
Bogarts the joint. “I Crossfit” is her entire Facebook bio. Won’t use the zipper merge in traffic.

3. Steve Holy
Cheats at foosball. Won’t flush a floater. Performs Tekashi 6ix9ine songs on Tik Tok. 

2. Mark Wills
Covers a Wheeler Walker Jr. song when he sees there are lots of kids at his concert. Still does the “flaming bag of shit” prank on neighbors despite being in his 40s. Has long conversations in front of what you need at Walmart.

1. John Rich
Wait, who authorized putting an actual jerk on here?

Apr 9, 2020

King of the Hill Country Reaction Gifs 3

When you listen to one Johnny Rodriguez song

When Bobby's in his room listening to Kane Brown again

Every Kevin Fowler song

♫ ♬ He isn't just one of the guys
In his pink party dress you never would guess
He benches 335 
♫ ♬

♫ ♬ Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette
Puff puff puff
And if you smoke yourself to death  ♫ ♬

Shooter Jennings just having a normal conversation

When you take Bobby to a modern country concert

When somebody says Luke Bryan is the best living country singer

Mar 6, 2012

Country Doppelgangers March '12

Casey Donahew looks a lot like Republican candidate Rick Santorum.

Damien Horne of The Farm looks like actor/comedian Chris Tucker.
Newcomer Kip Moore looks like kinda-newcomer Jerrod Niemann,
or is it the other way around?
Phil Vassar and John Tesh
The new and improved(?) Lost Trailers resemble ...a couple of tools.
Chad Brock with his doppelganger...

Oct 4, 2011

Phil Vassar is a Female Favorite

No Photoshopping here, folks. This is a promo ad I received by email. Just a little FYI peek behind the single marketing curtain. (Note - I have no problem with marketing to the ladies, but this seems to be the overwhelming trend in country for years now. I think this also explains the lack of females on the charts. Women don't like other women. :) ...and don't you love how Phil is smiling up at the statistics?)

Jul 21, 2011

FTM vs Phil Vassar

Not too long ago, Mr. Phil Vassar followed FTM on Twitter. I'm not a fan of his music, other than the song "Rose Bouquet," but I thought that was cool. Not 12 hours later, I'm guessing after finding out what the blog's really all about, I was promptly unfollowed. Here's a little retribution.


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