Farce the Music

Mar 25, 2013

"Sure Be Cool if They Did" - Guest Submission Blake Shelton Parody

Sure Be Cool If They Did

Parody lyric by Greg Swartzentruber

I don’t needa song wit’ real heart, I'll start singing about anything
And it’ll hit the charts cuz I’m starring on The Voice ya see
Here’s one thing we can agree on, nobody needs a clever rhyme for neon
And even though it should, don’t gotta be good

You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
'Cause I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write, 'cause
They don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did

You can shoot me down but it’s gonna hit number one
Don’t need much of a story if the melody’s kinda fun
Just talk a bit about a girl, y’all, and a little alcohol
Baby, it’s fine, you even can repeat a line, repeat a line

You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
Cuz I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write
‘Cause they don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did

Just write a song they’ll quickly forget
Repeat the stuff we all agree on, don’t need a clever rhyme for neon

You don’t have to write me a song with any more substance than this
Cuz I’m a big star
You don’t have to spill out your heart on the page like you can write
‘Cause they don’t care what the words are
You can even finish up the chorus with some nonsense
‘bout a little bit of country song, hanging on
They ain’t gonna demand better than this
But it’d sure be cool if they did
Yeah it’d sure be cool if they did