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Mar 16, 2014
Aldean Army Enlistment Requirements
Nashville Gab recently wrote a piece that very fairly discussed the unequal public treatment of LeAnn Rimes and Jason Aldean regarding their marital infidelity. This brought out the Aldean Army to protest the treatment of their hero. Their comments were generally ugly, profane, dumb and/or misspelled. Here's an example.
Gab ended up taking down the piece due to the venomous reactions. Well, FTM happened upon this interesting chart showing the requirements for joining different branches of the "military." Enjoy.
Mar 15, 2014
Mar 14, 2014
YouTube Gems: Red Eye Gravy
From their new album Dust Bowl Hangover, here's Red Eye Gravy with "Lonely Boy." RIYL: Hank 3, Fifth on the Floor, Bob Wayne, Scott H. Biram.
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Drop it Like a Tailgate (Girl)
(Drop it Like a) Tailgate
©2014 FTM Satire
Rick Ross on the Fosgates
Raptor rollin' can't be late
Country girl for a hot date
Cut-offs make my heart race
Drive out where the crops grow
Pickups by the dirt rows
Bass kickin' errbody know
She's here to rock the show
(Girl)
Drop it like a tailgate
Shake it like an earthquake
Wiggle like some live bait
Girl
Switch it up crank some Luke Bryan
Honey-thang move that behind
Fireballin' no I don't mind
Gettin' crunk like a combine
Bro mad-doggin' wanna fight
Chill dude, it's a'ight
Get faded on some Bud Light
Let's all have a good night
(And watch her)
Drop it like a tailgate
Stop it like a disk brake
Make a gay dude go straight
Girl
Bridge
Every Friday I do the same
Wife beater and a wallet chain
Fly hotties and spittin' game
I already forgot her name
(but she can)
Drop it like a tailgate
Float it like a snowflake
Curvy as a rat snake
Girl
Yeah,
Drop it like a tailgate
Throw it like a bouquet
Hotter than a burnt steak
Girl
Thanks to @Cati_Jolyn for the cash money hook!
Mar 13, 2014
Bro-Country Song Idea Generator
The Americana Band Name Generator a few weeks back was such a hit, I figured I'd make another one. And this one's more helpful in making actual money! Click below...
Bro-country Song Inspiration Generator
Mar 12, 2014
They're Called Team BS for a Reason
I'm not making a claim that anyone is lying here, and I'm sure there are factors I don't comprehend at work... but take a look at these headlines.
And then take a look at the current available seats for each of the events. Granted, these shows are months away and the probability of them actually selling out is pretty high, but the fact is - neither of them is sold out, particularly the MSG show. So why the deception? Could it be that "Team BS" is concerned about ACM voting? The final round of voting is going on now... and Luke Bryan recently sold out two MSG shows. Hmmm. I'm not making any accusations - just pointing out the facts.*
And then take a look at the current available seats for each of the events. Granted, these shows are months away and the probability of them actually selling out is pretty high, but the fact is - neither of them is sold out, particularly the MSG show. So why the deception? Could it be that "Team BS" is concerned about ACM voting? The final round of voting is going on now... and Luke Bryan recently sold out two MSG shows. Hmmm. I'm not making any accusations - just pointing out the facts.*
Thanks to Windmills Country for all the information!
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