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Archives: Mikel Knight - Anatomy of a Douche
ORIGINALLY POSTED JUN 2, 2015
Mikel Knight: Anatomy of a Douche - Updated
Due to recent events, this old Mikel Knight, Country Rap King,
post (click here) has gotten a ton of traffic lately.
It's an older creation from a low-res jpeg file and looks terrible,
so I've updated it here with some updated trash talking.
Sep 14, 2018
Little Known Facts: September '18
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By Jeremy Harris and Trailer
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Before Cody Jinks was a country singer, he was in a metal band. Before he was in a metal band, he was the choreographer for Color Me Badd
Charlie Daniels has voted Green Party in the last 6 Presidential elections; He just pretends to be a hardcore Republican so as not to alienate his fans
Carrie Underwood became a vegetarian after seeing Blake Shelton eat a pork chop sandwich one time
Tyler Childers' carpet doesn't match the drapes
When Shooter Jennings gets angry, Misty has to tranquilize him lest he stomp his foot deeply into the floor and tear himself in two
Lin-Manuel Miranda is adapting a rap version of Pure Country for Broadway
Listening to Old Dominion’s “Written In The Sand” can be used against you in a court of law if you are accused of sexual misconduct
CMT will broadcast the Americana Honors and Awards November 28th, at 3:00 a.m. between a rerun of Full House and a Flex Seal infomercial
Kelsea Ballerini gets so mad about Farce the Music's constant Barbie doll jokes that she kicks her little plastic dog across the glittery pink living room
There’s a 99% chance Lucero is better than your favorite band
Shooter Jennings came up with the idea for D.R.U.N.K. When he had trouble finding words to rhyme with Z.I.M.A.
Kane Brown fans actually have pretty low levels of meth addiction because "you never get high on your own supply"
Y’all should've been more specific when asking for more women on country radio because now we have Lindsay Ell
Tyler Childers is so good that Wheeler Walker Jr can introduce him and keep it PG
You can judge any album by how many tracks are “featuring” another artist
Turning on country radio and hearing Sam Hunt gives me the same feeling that Gary Levox gets when he takes a bite of ice cream and realizes it’s sugar free
Eric Church is on his way to your house right now to take all your AR-15's, teach your children about the 27 genders, and sign your wife up for the Communist party
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Sep 13, 2018
Arrested Development Country Reaction Gifs
You sold my Willie records at the garage sale?
What you should say when Farce the Music mentions Walker Hayes' "90s Country"
When you've been on 3 dates then she drops the info that she's a huge Kane Brown fan
If I ever give any money whatsoever to Sam Hunt
There's a "country" dude called Filmore?
When you told the guy in the next cubicle it's okay if he listens to country radio
When your family says Turnpike Troubadours sucks
Any day that no Kelsea Ballerini songs touch your earholes
Sep 12, 2018
The Current Poop of Country Radio: September '18
A poop emoji is negative, a strike-thru is positive.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (-14) overall which is a 16 point rise from June (the last time we did this chart). After June's worst score of all time, this is heartening. The best song on the chart is Eric Church's "Desperate Man" The worst is Dylan Scott's pointless "Hooked." There are 2 solo women on the charts and one song by the female-led Sugarland.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Sep 11, 2018
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