From her new album Holler.
Oct 2, 2018
Americana Man: A Satire Lyric
Americana Man
(©2018 Farce the Music satire)
My patchy beard is finally filling in
Gained a couple pounds, need another ten
Gotta be chubby not quite fat
Buy myself a pork pie hat
Pretty soon it won't look like I'm playing pretend
Sold the F-150 that daddy bought
Quit the mailroom job that mama got
Grabbed a guitar, learned some chords
Wrote a song about the Lord
And twenty more about prisons, farms, and pot
Americana man
Honest and real as you can stand
Ain't got a story but I got a plan
to be
an Americana man
My uncle's cousin knows a producer dude
Produced a few roots rock who's who's
Just need a few more flannel shirts
I'll be so damn real it hurts
Even though I'd rather be Kane Brown or Luke
Americana man
Honest and real as you can stand
No backstory but I got a plan
to be
an Americana man
Bridge
Hire a fiddle
Hire a steel man
Gonna be lit
Hit you in the feels man
Americana man
Honest and real as you can stand
No backstory but I got a plan
to be
an Americana man
Oct 1, 2018
Monday Morning Memes: Alan Jackson, Wynonna, Kevin Fowler
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| Yeah, I don't know why moths are a meme right now either. |
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(Some people actually believe this.) |
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New Video / Handsome Jack / "City Girls"
From the forthcoming album Everything's Gonna Be Alright. RIYL: Blackberry Smoke, Robert Bradley's Blackwater Surprise.
Walker Hayes Fan eCards
These are the most profane eCards we've ever posted and they're all from the same lovely young lady. Actual Walker Hayes fan YouTube comments.
Collin Raye's Comeback Album All Songs About Underwear
Originally posted on Country California, Friday, February 20, 2009
Fresh off several years of high-profile commercial exposure with his cheeky Fruit of the Loom ads, former country hitmaker Collin Raye has revealed that his comeback album will consist entirely of songs about underwear. To hear Raye tell it, he had little choice in the matter. "You don't mess with success" he laughed, referring to the "popularity" of songs like "You Can't Overlove Your Underwear."
"Oh that'll be on there for sure, but that's just for starters" said Raye, his cheeks blushing with excitement or embarrassment. "The first single will be called 'I Love You in Yours (Tight Silky Drawers),' and it's a real slow burner of a love song." The album will also include the mid-tempo anthems "Pouchful of Love" and "I Hope You Dance (In Your Underpants)," the ballad "I'd Love to Lace You Down" and the rocking "Teenage Waistband."
Raye hopes country radio will give these songs a chance despite their gstring-narrow subject matter. "Almost everyone wears 'em, so it's a universal topic. And I truly think this is some of the best-written material I've laid hands on in years. The thong... err, song's the thing" Raye winked, a teardrop gleaming in his eye.
Although he has struggled to chart in recent years, Raye said he'd bet his Jockeys that one of his new tunes will "crack" the Top 40. Then he broke down sobbing, bringing our brief interview to an abrupt end.
Sep 27, 2018
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