Showing posts with label CMT Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label CMT Awards. Show all posts
Jun 7, 2017
If You Don't Know Who This Is...
Labels:
Billy Joe Shaver,
CMT Awards,
memes,
Ray Wylie Hubbard,
Satire
The Crud Report June '17: Isbell, Ballerini, Miranda, etc.
Jun 6, 2017
Top 10 Things I'd Rather Watch Than the CMT Awards
The 2017 CMT Music Awards airs tomorrow night and features Jason Derulo and Luke Bryan,
Chris Lane, FGL & The Chainsmokers, Thomas Rhett, and lots of other bullshit like that, so...
Top 10 (Awful) Things I'd Rather Watch
Than the CMT Music Awards
Chris Lane, FGL & The Chainsmokers, Thomas Rhett, and lots of other bullshit like that, so...
Top 10 (Awful) Things I'd Rather Watch
Than the CMT Music Awards
10. An old VCR tape from the late 80s where my little brother taped
Care Bears over the last half of Headbangers' Ball
9. Chris Stapleton literally singing the entire Jackson, TN phone book
8. 3 hours of C-Span's online video archive without the aid of caffeine and if I doze off, it starts over
6. The English Patient
5. Col. Casper's entire video library
(He's a a loon who claimed Elizabeth Cook is into the occult and Tim McGraw is a member of the Illuminati, among other craziness)
5. Col. Casper's entire video library
(He's a a loon who claimed Elizabeth Cook is into the occult and Tim McGraw is a member of the Illuminati, among other craziness)
4. Manimal
3. My own minor surgical procedure, while awake
2. Donald Trump and Charles Barkley having a debate about the best condiment
1. A Caillou marathon at full volume
Labels:
Chainsmokers,
Chris Stapleton,
CMT Awards,
FGL,
Jason Derulo,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Seinfeld,
Top Ten Lists
May 26, 2017
That Sounds Horrible, CMT
Labels:
Chainsmokers,
CMT Awards,
Florida Georgia Line,
memes,
Satire
Jun 9, 2016
Soooo... How'd People Like the CMT Awards?
Labels:
Cheap Trick,
CMT Awards,
Fifth Harmony,
Pharrell,
Pitbull,
Twitter
Jun 8, 2016
May 10, 2016
CMT Awards 2016 Nominees Announced!!!
Congratulations to all the worthy nominees!
Video of the Year
Cops Reloaded
Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge
Last Man Standing
Steve Austin's Broken Skull Challenge
Last Man Standing
Redneck Island
Male Video of the Year
My Cousin Vinny
Back to the Future
Smoky & The Bandit
Days of Thunder
Party Down South
Female Video of the Year
Male Video of the Year
My Cousin Vinny
Back to the Future
Smoky & The Bandit
Days of Thunder
Party Down South
Female Video of the Year
Roseanne
Raising Hope
Best Portable Charger!
Try Total Gym for $14.95
Reba
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Duo/Group Video of the Year
Raising Hope
Best Portable Charger!
Try Total Gym for $14.95
Reba
Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
Duo/Group Video of the Year
Back to the Future II
Back to the Future III
NASCAR: The Rise of American Speed
You, Me and Dupree
Breakthrough Video of the Year
Back to the Future III
NASCAR: The Rise of American Speed
You, Me and Dupree
Breakthrough Video of the Year
How to Get LifeLock Protection
The Ed Bassmaster Show
The Dude Perfect Show
Performance Video of the Year
The Ed Bassmaster Show
The Dude Perfect Show
Performance Video of the Year
Miss Congeniality
Miss Congeniality 2
Look Younger Than Ever: It's Science, Not Magic
Top Chef: BBQ Edition
Miss Congeniality 2
Look Younger Than Ever: It's Science, Not Magic
Top Chef: BBQ Edition
Labels:
CMT,
CMT Awards,
Reba,
Satire,
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Jun 16, 2015
Jun 11, 2015
Is This Real Life, Jake Owen?
Labels:
CMT Awards,
Jake Owen,
Katy Perry,
memes,
Real Life,
Satire
Jun 10, 2015
Top 10 Things to Expect for Tonight's CMT Awards
10. Social media going nuts on how good Carrie looks after having a baby/Social media
going nuts over people saying how good Carrie looks after having
a baby/Shaming/Anti-Shaming/Shame-Shaming
9. A joke about tomatoes within the first five minutes
8. David Spade as Joe Dirt being one of the most actually country things/persons on the show
7. Shitheads, douchebags, assholes, and other various and sundry vulgarities
6. The continued assumption that because 25 year olds have rap, EDM, rock, pop, and country on their phones (because certainly, people as old as me couldn't possibly have varied tastes and access to modern technology), they'd like to hear all these genres at the same time
5. The wildly entertaining spectacle of a Russian fellow pushing buttons on stage
4. Cross-promotion, cross-promotion, and more cross-promotion
3. Sam Hunt looking happy and confident because he truly
9. A joke about tomatoes within the first five minutes
8. David Spade as Joe Dirt being one of the most actually country things/persons on the show
7. Shitheads, douchebags, assholes, and other various and sundry vulgarities
6. The continued assumption that because 25 year olds have rap, EDM, rock, pop, and country on their phones (because certainly, people as old as me couldn't possibly have varied tastes and access to modern technology), they'd like to hear all these genres at the same time
5. The wildly entertaining spectacle of a Russian fellow pushing buttons on stage
4. Cross-promotion, cross-promotion, and more cross-promotion
3. Sam Hunt looking happy and confident because he truly
isn't the least country act on the show for a change
2. Awards handed out for something called "videos" - apparently these are recorded visual representations or performances of songs, and it seems CMT once showed these frequently
2. Awards handed out for something called "videos" - apparently these are recorded visual representations or performances of songs, and it seems CMT once showed these frequently
1. Two creepy bastards performing a song about boomboxes and Alabama
(and trucks, hotties, dirt roads, and drinking)
Labels:
Carrie Underwood,
CMT Awards,
EDM,
Florida Georgia Line,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists,
Zedd
Jun 6, 2014
A Few Guest Memes: Jason Derulo, Luke Bryan, FGL
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