Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Dec 25, 2022
Dec 24, 2022
Dec 23, 2022
Pop-Country Singer Shares Lovingly Scripted Holiday Family Hijinks
In the series of videos, ____ led his family of 23 people and 2 dogs in a clearly rehearsed musical number featuring songs from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and Frosty the Snowman. All persons involved, including the children, were as poised and trained as Disney Channel actors and actresses, putting forth the sort of commercially acceptable filler content sites like The Boot and Taste of Country revel in this time of year, with there being little other news of note going on.
Only a Grinch, Scrooge, Satan, or “that ain’t real country” blogger could find any sort of fault in these primped, staged, and PR committee approved scenes of Yuletide glee.
The cynicism-proof videos also featured cutely choreographed dance numbers featuring ____ himself wearing an elf costume and doing whatever TikTok dance is currently in fashion. Once upon a time, the singer was a bit rougher around the edges and said things that rubbed people the wrong way from time to time, but these days he is a straight up f**king Hallmark movie.
To prove they aren’t entirely straight-laced, ____ and his beautiful wife were also seen playing naughty (wholesome and scripted) pranks on one another. In one oh-so-cute clip, ___’s wife dumped a bucket of paper snow on ___’s head as he walked out of the bathroom. He fell to the carpet in premeditated shock and silliness, just like Waylon woulda done if such technology had existed in the late 70s.
At press time, _____ was helping his social media manager edit a video in which the singer ‘hilariously’ suggests the kids leave out White Claw and Quest bars for Santa.
Dec 22, 2022
A Bad Moms Christmas Country Reaction Gifs
If Wheeler Walker Jr. ever puts out a Christmas song
Also, if Wheeler Walker Jr. ever puts out a Christmas song
When you think they just said "Morgan Wallen is the best country artist since George Strait"
What do you think Alabama means by "a little turtle dovin'?"
Every punk or rock singer who went country in their 40s
Who here thinks Luke Bryan sucks?
They're playing Dan + Shay at the office Christmas party
Dec 21, 2022
Top 10 Things Morgan Wallen Fans Want for Christmas
By Jeremy Harris and Trailer
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9. Joy (Joy is their third cousin, not “a feeling of great happiness”)
7. A “white” Christmas
5. To graduate with the rest of their buddies on the bass fishing team
2. Jason Isbell to write another heartfelt song they’ll never hear him sing live
Dec 20, 2022
Dec 15, 2022
Love Actually Country Reaction Gifs
When she has a Dolly tattoo and Turnpike's discography on vinyl
If you think Tim McGraw is classic country, you're...
When you'd rather be fighting zombies than on a date with a Kane Brown fan
Pretending to care that a coworker couldn't get Morgan Wallen tickets
When Colin asks your opinion of any Walker Hayes song
When you sit around listening to John Fullbright and Patsy Cline
"Hey, I thought I hated country music, but no, I just hate mainstream country music!"
When you realize you're covering a Dan + Shay song
When "Cocaine Country Dancing" comes up in the shuffle
Dec 14, 2022
Dec 12, 2022
Dec 8, 2022
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