Showing posts with label Cody Jinks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cody Jinks. Show all posts
Sep 30, 2022
Elderly Country Songs 3 w/Reba, Wallen, Jinks, etc.
Luke Combs "When It Rains My Knee Hurts"
Morgan Wallen "More Than My Nursing Home"
Mark Chesnutt "Old Flames Have New Graves"
Thomas Rhett "What's Your Lawrence Welk Song"
Reba "I Got Lumbago"
(turn on your radio)
George Strait "I Can Still Make Golden Corral"
Conway Twitty "I'd Just Love to Lay Down"
Cody Jinks "Cowboys and Broken Hips"
Aug 24, 2022
Aug 3, 2022
The Country Chart in My Perfect World
This is the kind of variety country radio would have in my perfect world.
They aren’t ranked based only on how much I like the songs, but a combination
of how long the singles have been out + how much I like them.
Jun 3, 2022
Pop-Country Cover Band Wants You To Stop Requesting Tyler Childers Songs
He sees you there at your table with your girlfriend, Mr. Authentic Country, and despite Brad’s creative shortcomings, he knows your story. You got dragged out to drink $18 cocktails and listen to music you consider beneath you by your attractive but basic love interest, but hey, you don’t have to take it out on him. He doesn’t come to your haberdashery or horse barn or whatever and talk shit about your work.
Brad just wants to play Thomas Rhett and Cole Swindell and Russell Tenpenny.. hell, he gets them mixed up too, but anyway, just let him and his band play selections from the 50 popular songs they know in peace and chill out, dude. Zach Bryan? Do you mean Luke? And who the hell is Colter Wall? You’re just making stuff up now.
You in your vintage Waylon Jennings t-shirt sitting there all high and mighty, drinking a Pabst. What did you expect? That they were going to crank out some Highway Troubadours, or Colby Jinks, or whatever depressing stuff you listen to? Get real man, Dem Broadway Boyz are here to sell beer, Fireball, and overpriced chicken tenders. For the love of God, no they won’t play “Feathered Indians.”
Brad leans over to his bassist during a rendition of Sam Hunt’s “Body Like a Back Road” and whispers “watch this guy, be ready to take him down” as you saunter to the side stage with a smirk on your face.
At press time, Brad was singing lyrics read off his phone as the band worked through a poor version of “Whiskey River” after you tipped them $30 to play it. But he’s still pissed.
May 23, 2022
May 13, 2022
Apr 22, 2022
Apr 14, 2022
Apr 13, 2022
More Overly Politically Correct Country Songs
Folsom Carceral Unit Depressive Disorder - Johnny Cash
Deity Take the Wheel - Carrie Underwood
Migrant Agricultural Worker from Muskogee - Merle Haggard
Feathered Indigenous Americans - Tyler Childers
Intellectually Disabled CIS Young Woman - Keith Urban
Rhinestone Ranchhand - Glen Campbell
Kaw - Liga - Hank Williams
Louisiana Cisgender Woman, Mississippi Cisgender Man - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
You’re the Reason Our Offspring are Aesthetically Challenged - Conway & Loretta
War Dissenters and Cowpersons - Cody Jinks
Penis in Former Confederate States - Hank III
If You See Them, If You See Them - Reba
Xe Don’t Know Xe’s Attractive - Sammy Kershaw
Mar 10, 2022
Mar 3, 2022
Feb 10, 2022
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #57
Me trying not to be condescending to a Walker Hayes fan
What is "Pancho and Lefty" about?
What do you think of Warren Zeiders?
You said you'd go to the next local country concert with me, right? Kane Brown is coming, you're in right?
When yet another round of Turnpike tickets are going on sale but...
When you're getting the damn folk band back together!
When you take off Friday 'sick' but remember Cody Jinks is playing in town that night
14 beers in at the Firewater festival, telling your friends you love them
I'm not the hero, who will always save the day
Don't always wear the white hat, don't always know the way
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