Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Strait. Show all posts
Mar 9, 2020
More Monday Memes: Stock Market, Cody Jinks, George Strait
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Elizabeth Warren,
George Strait,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
SNL,
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Mar 5, 2020
Major League Country Reaction Gifs
How to get through a game when they keep playing pop country between innings
What I think of the current country top 40 chart
♫ ♬ But don't you walk to me... baby ruuuuuunnnnn ♫ ♬
"Hey, Big Machine wants to sponsor the team!"
All of Dustin Lynch's fans getting rowdy at his show
"You throw softer than a Dan + Shay song"
When you thought country radio was getting better so you turn it on, only to hear a country boy band
What do you think of the new country boy bands?
Mar 2, 2020
More Monday Memes: Brooks & Dunn, FGL, George Strait
Labels:
Bernie Sanders,
Brooks and Dunn,
Creed,
Florida Georgia Line,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire
Feb 27, 2020
Feb 20, 2020
Martin Country Reaction Gifs
When she says it’s either her or your concert addiction
When your friend you thought had bad taste in country music says she digs this Cody Jinks fella
When somebody says “Willie’s better at smoking pot than making music”
Latest proof that Luke Bryan sucks:
When the next three concerts coming to your area are Old Dominion, Luke Bryan, and Kane Brown
He already has half the lyrics for a pop country song
When you walk in on her listening to Dustin Lynch
When her Tinder profile is enticing but it says she’s a “George Straight fan”
Jan 17, 2020
Dustin Lynch's Heroes
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
Dustin Lynch,
Garth Brooks,
George Strait,
memes,
Satire,
wrestling
Jan 13, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Hank Sr., Sammy Kershaw, Turnpike Troubadours
Labels:
George Strait,
Hank Sr.,
memes,
Sammy Kershaw,
Satire,
Turnpike Troubadours,
Zac Brown Band
Dec 10, 2019
What Your Favorite Album of 2019 Says About You
Lizzo - Cuz I Love You
You started listening to this so your daughter would think you’re cool. She does not.
Thomas Rhett - Center Point Road
You can talk for hours on end without ever saying anything of importance. You go to church just so you look cute on Instagram once a week.
Billie Eilish - When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
Your mom started listening to Lizzo so you’d think she’s cool. You don’t, but mostly because she won’t let you have blue hair or date a 23 year old.
Vampire Weekend - Father of the Bride
You’re at the age that you know what yuppies felt like in the 90s. You drive a Volvo.
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
You don’t get drunk on the weekends as much anymore, but only because the hangovers really hurt in your mid-30s. You’ve had non-physical fights with your significant other so loud that the police were called …more than once.
George Strait - Honky-Tonk Time Machine
Country radio is not for you, but you don’t care if other people like it. You iron your jeans and only have one tattoo you got in the Navy.
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Country radio is not for you, and f*ck anybody who likes it. You’re still wearing the same jeans from Saturday and have at least two skull tattoos.
Mitchell Tenpenny - Telling All My Secrets
You don’t know what year it is and have the shittiest taste in music possible.
Koe Wetzel - Harold Saul High
You have a jacked up truck with exhaust stacks, fight with your girlfriend in public, and are drunk right now. But you still think you’re better than those douchebags who listen to Florida-Georgia Line.
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This is satire. Don't take it seriously.
Also, if your favorite wasn't here, there will probably be another edition.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Idea stolen from Medium.
Dec 3, 2019
Had a Mullet / Should've Had a Mullet 2
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Had a mullet
Had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Should've had a mullet
Most definitely had a mullet
Had a mullet
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