Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Oct 26, 2022
Oct 24, 2022
Oct 13, 2022
Scream Country Reaction Gifs
When you try some of the Vandoliers' peanut butter mac & cheese
When your new girlfriend seemed perfect but shows up in a Kane Brown t-shirt
When you call a female country singer a female country singer on Twitter
When the restaurant's on-hold music is playing Walker Hayes
Surely you like at least one Sam Hunt song
If you truly think Morgan Wallen
is even moderately above mediocre
If a pop-country singer says his next album is "going back to his roots"
Farce, why do you still have Rascal Flatts CDs in your closet?
You better move your feet if you don't wanna eat a meal that's called Fist City
Oct 11, 2022
Oct 7, 2022
Sep 23, 2022
FGL House Now a Spirit Halloween
“We didn’t have to do a lot, the place is already pretty terrifying,” laughed franchise owner Sparky Suggs. “The moose head, the antique light fixtures, the haunting scent of Axe, the ghosts of hookups past… all we had to do was add the Halloween products.”
The 4-story brick building in Sobro has been the home of boozy duo Florida-Georgia Line’s branded bar and grill for the past several years, but no more. The duo recently began what they’re calling a hiatus, but which everyone else sees as the end of the formerly popular “butt rock of country” act. The immediate closure and sale of the building seems to lend credence to this opinion.
“We come up from Cumming just to go to the FGL House and bout sh** ourselves. It’s a damn Halloween store now?” complained tourist Kelly Patridge. “We got one of them in the old co-op, I coulda stayed my ass home.”
Suggs certainly understands the concerns over the sudden shift, but he hopes many of the mullet-headed or tube-top-wearing FGL fans who show up will stick around and grab an LED dancing zombie or a sexy Fireball bottle costume. “You’re already here, so you might as well pick up some crap you needed for Halloween anyway,” laughed Suggs.
One drunken customer didn’t seem to notice the change and was seated at one of the bars (now a booth for custom airbrushed trick or treat bags) trying to order a Jagerbomb from the confused artist. “He’ll figure it out eventually,” said Suggs, shaking his head.
At press time, Brian Kelley was sneaking in to retrieve his Kid Rock autographed beer bong he left in a storage closet.
Oct 28, 2021
Oct 26, 2021
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Oct 28, 2020
Oct 27, 2020
What Your Country Jack O'Lantern Says About You
(okay, one's not country, sue me)
Huge Hardy or Morgan Wallen fan lives here. Will mad dog you if you look them in the eyes. Peaked in 10th grade (second try).
Garth Brooks
Will hand out the blandest candy in the neighborhood. May have bodies buried under the back porch.
Danzig
Owns a lot of cats. Won’t actually sacrifice you to Satan, but that will be your first thought when you see them.
Kane Brown
Owner lost. Grab your own candy.
Bama
Homeowner did not go to college. Loves Jason Aldean. Married cousin.
Carrie Underwood
Someone who speaks to a lot of managers lives here. They’re handing out raisins to trick-or-treaters.
Cody Jinks
One cool motherf**ker lives here!
Oct 26, 2020
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