Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Sep 24, 2020
Parks & Rec Country Reaction Gifs 3
Friend: As soon as this pandemic is over, I'm buying us tickets to the first Cody Jinks concert and the beer is on me.
Me:
When you can tell somebody is going to lump you in with idiots when you tell them you like country music
When I come across a Rascal Flatts fan page that says Gary Levox is sexy
Zac Brown Band introduces its 18th member
Why did you go to the Florida-Georgia Line concert?
When I hear a car blasting Sam Hunt slowly approaching from a distance
What the mainstream country radio DJ rarely says
I haven't even heard Kane Brown's latest single but I
Sep 18, 2020
Kane Brown Feared Lost Backstage at the Opry
"Officially, we believe he left without telling anyone goodbye or answering calls or messages since last weekend," said an anonymous member of Kane's crew. "But if you ask me, his ass is lost again. And if he is, he is truly the Tom Brady of getting your ass lost, because the only dark halls or tunnels there are like for underground utilities."
Brown received national attention last month as he revealed that he had recently been lost on his own 30 acre property. That incident led to he and his wife having to call the police to help locate them. The debacle birthed many memes and jokes at Brown's expense. Whether he's truly missing or not this time is still unknown.
"I think it's a Spinal Tap moment in reverse," said another anonymous member of Brown's staff. "He left stage and has been just forever walking through the tunnels and catacombs of the building saying 'Hello Nashville' to himself or something. I hope he's okay."
Brown's performance of "Worldwide Beautiful" Wednesday night was pre-recorded earlier in the week due to the constraints and restrictions of the COVID pandemic.
At press time, Opry janitors reported hearing strange bellowing sounds "like someone singing through a fart" in the bowels of the facility.
Sep 17, 2020
Spider-Man Country Reaction Gifs
When I hear Dan + Shay
"You heard that new FGL song? It's actually pretty good"
Yep, I've been listening to Lori McKenna again
When you detect shitty snapbeat country in your vicinity
Carrie Underwood & Thomas Rhett tied for ACM Entertainer of the Year???
When you had to watch the ACMs for blog content, but it's finally thankfully over
When the kid wants to hear some Kane Brown
♫ ♬ Write this down, take a little note ♫ ♬
Oh, you think I'm going to turn down the Waylon?
When just about any new male mainstream country singer meets another new male mainstream country singer
Sep 10, 2020
Mr. Bean Country Reaction Gifs
When you drive by somebody who's cranking Luke Bryan
Me picking a country cover song from 2020 to listen to
When she says that if you don't stop making fun of her obsession with Thomas Rhett's music, she'll leave
What it looks like at a Cole Swindell concert
Where I come from, it's cornbread and chicken
When somebody in the laundromat has a Rascal Flatts ringtone
When somebody across the bar plays Kane Brown on the jukebox
When she says she digs your taste in country music
That's the night that the lights went out in Georgia
Sep 3, 2020
Gordon Ramsay Country Reaction Gifs
*foul language warning obviously*
If I see Thomas Rhett, Luke Bryan, and FGL all together on the street
When you see that the best mainstream country song of the year, Caylee Hammack's "Small Town Hypocrite" bombed on the charts
The opposite of Vince Gill
Describe Keith Urban's last album
Did you hear about Kane Brown getting lost on his own land?
When your friends says "You're right, mainstream country is awful - give me Tyler Childers and Courtney Patton instead."
If 'that' is a boyfriend country song with snap beats:
When someone says they like Kelsea Ballerini better than Kelsey Waldon
and finally, to mainstream country radio...
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