Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Bryan. Show all posts
Mar 2, 2022
That'll Do It
Labels:
Joker,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
ACM Awards Voter's Guide: Worst Artist
Labels:
ACMs,
Dan + Shay,
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Feb 24, 2022
Shoes to Fill
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
George Jones,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
The Long Awaited Follow Up to Urban Chipmunk
Feb 11, 2022
Skeletor Ruins Your Friday
Labels:
He-Man,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Skeletor,
Waylon Jennings
Feb 4, 2022
Feb 3, 2022
Jan 31, 2022
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, Garth Brooks, Travis Tritt
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Garth Brooks,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Seinfeld,
Travis Tritt
Jan 27, 2022
Country Twitter Fails: January '22
(The Ernest song is good tho) |
This one's from Facebook, but had to include it. Yep, I'm taking a shot at the writers too. |
Jan 26, 2022
The Current Poop of Mainstream Country Radio: January '22
A poop emoji is negative, a strike thru is positive. Total score below the chart.
The current Poop Rating of the Mediabase Top 20 is (0) overall which is exactly the same as this past October (the previous time we did this chart). The best song is Chris Stapleton’s “You Should Probably Leave,” but Carly/Ashley and Cody Johnson have a strong claim. The worst is Sam Hunt’s “23,” by a hair over Blake Shelton’s “Come Back as a Country Boy.” Sam’s rating is because it’s adult contemporary pop meh. Blake’s is cookie cutter listing song drivel.
Chart info from Mediabase/Country Aircheck.
Jan 19, 2022
Counting is Fundamental
Labels:
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire,
Waylon Jennings
Jan 18, 2022
Prayin' for Luke
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Jan 17, 2022
He Didn't Say What Kind of Prayer
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Jan 14, 2022
Lawsuit Filed Against Dollar General Over Mainstream Country Played in Stores
A man in rural Georgia has filed a lawsuit against the retail giant Dollar General over the music played in their stores. Carl Schwartz, the attorney filing the suit, alleges that the mainstream country music regularly played over their loudspeakers has attributed to the man’s mental anguish and caused him irreparable emotional harm over the years.
“My client, a regular customer of Dollar General, has been subjected to a distressing amount of Luke Bryan, Walker Hayes, and Kane Brown during each visit to one of their establishments,” said Schwartz. “The constant barrage of trucks, appropriated slang, and shallow subject matter has caused him an unreasonable amount of anger, sadness, and physical discomfort.”
Schwartz went on to say that no matter which Dollar General his plaintiff entered, whether the one on the bypass, the one next to the one on the bypass, the one over on 16, or the one close to his house, the same brainless bile was pumping through the speaker system as he attempted to dash in for paper towels or a six pack of Pabst. “We will attempt to establish that the endless loop of Florida-Georgia Line, Thomas Rhett, and Sam Hunt brought real and provable trauma upon his quality of life. Hell, that “shake it for the catfish” song alone should be barred from use as a war prisoner coercion method.”
Dollar General, in a statement, said that the lawsuit was ‘frivolous’ and that any judge would throw out the case on its lack of merit alone. “The plaintiff, while not named to the public at this time, is a well known troublemaker once banned from one of our competitors over similar matters,” said DG’s lead attorney Mark Torrance. “He’s a nut; who doesn’t sing along to that Applebees song??”
At press time, the plaintiff was apparently willing to settle out of court for Turnpike Troubadours tickets, room and board.
Jan 10, 2022
More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Kane Brown, Yellowstone
Labels:
Aaron Tippin,
Kane Brown,
Luke Bryan,
MCU,
memes,
Satire,
Yellowstone
Jan 6, 2022
Yellowstone Country Reaction Gifs 2
If you haven't watched season 4: There are some gifs from
this season, but no extremely significant spoilers.
Would you wish a neverending hell of Walker Hayes songs on your worst enemy?
If your roommate only listens to FGL and Luke Bryan
Still better than listening to Kane Brown
Hey kid, you've got a future as a pop country singer!
Her: Don't bother coming home if you're still a rodeo man.
Him 6 hours later in Cheyenne:
When he says he's gone if you don't stop listening to depressing country songs
What do most country singers from Texas sing about?
What do you think of that #1 Dustin Lynch song?
Jan 3, 2022
Monday Morning Memes: King of the Hill Edition
Dec 30, 2021
Viral 2021 Gifs: Country Reaction Gifs
When an office mate's airpods aren't connected and their computer is playing Dan + Shay
When you're one of the 17 actual human beings to score Turnpike tickets
That was a country awards show?
Luke Bryan as every night of butt thrusting in concert gets him a little more sore
Me searching the Wild Country Spotify playlist for an actual country song
I have decided that in 2022 I will not make jokes about Morgan Wallen so people don't call me a liberal anymore
Oh, you think a covers album was the best record of 2021?
When your sister gave you an IOU for Christmas because she spent all her money on Morgan Wallen tickets
If you only listen to Jason Aldean because he agrees with you politically...
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