Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Aug 31, 2022
Walker Hayes Changes the Game
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes,
Waylon Jennings
Aug 29, 2022
More Monday Memes: Luke Bryan, Walker Hayes, Warren Zeiders
Labels:
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire,
Tupac,
Walker Hayes,
Warren Zeiders
Aug 25, 2022
How to Spot Country Music Misinformation on Twitter
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
TikTok,
Twitter,
Walker Hayes
Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #62
When your uncle is giving away all his old country vinyl, but all he has left when you get there is Gary Morris
Trying to wave off the stink when
you get in line behind an Upchurch fan
When you had to review a Lady A album
How bad do you want to put Walker Hayes in a headlock?
Just a swangin'
Let me play you the best Kane Brown song
When she said your tractor's sexy so this is how you show up for every date
Showing up to the Billy Strings show when nobody's heard from you in a month
When Sue finally found his daddy
Labels:
AEW,
Billy Strings,
Country Reaction Gifs,
Gary Morris,
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
Kenny Chesney,
Lady A,
Satire,
Upchurch,
Walker Hayes,
wrasslin,
WWE
Aug 23, 2022
Aug 22, 2022
Still More Monday Memes: Waylon Jennings, Kane Brown, Zach Bryan
More Monday Memes: Walker Hayes, Dolly Parton, Wheeler Walker Jr.
Labels:
Better Call Saul,
Dolly Parton,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes,
Wheeler Walker Jr.
Monday Morning Memes: Chris Knight, Walker Hayes, Willie Nelson
Labels:
Better Call Saul,
Chris Knight,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes,
Willie Nelson
Aug 19, 2022
Band Plays Pop-Country Pre-Show Music So They’ll Sound Good in Comparison
King Planter, a subpar to average roots rock band out of Alabama has an interesting method for making their fans believe them a stronger musical force than they actually are. Instead of the usual Tom Petty, Emmylou Harris, or Waylon Jennings other bands of their ilk might play over the PAs for pre-show music, King Planter plays modern pop-country.
“It works like a charm,” laughed bassist Pete “Pal” Wasserstein. “We irritate the hell out of the fans with 20 minutes of Walker Hayes and Florida-Georgia Line before we come on stage, so that our admittedly ‘just okay’ musicianship and songs blow them away.”
“They were awesome!” said a fan walking out of King Planter’s recent Mobile show. “I don’t know what it was, but their sufficient musical abilities and reasonably passable songwriting just sounded on a whole new level tonight; I don’t know what it was!”
The four-piece update the “Lowered Expectations” Spotify playlist weekly, adding anything that’s the latest snap-beat sappy song hitting the country charts or the most annoying viral country-rap song on TikTok. This week they added David Morris’ “Carrying Your Love,” a rap song which features an interpolation of the similarly named George Strait hit.
“Oh God, they hate it!” laughed vocalist Jay Henderson. “But after that shit, I sound like Otis Redding or Chris Stapleton compared to that dude, when I’m really just a C- on a good night.”
King Planter, who list The Band and David Allan Coe as their primary influences, have failed to catch on in ‘the scene’ in three years of existence. According to the blog Bama Mericana, King Planter “look the part and check off all the requisite topics in their music, but the lyrics can be best described as reasonable and their playing is ehhh… fair to middling. No offense because it pays better than being in a band, but they’ll be hanging sheetrock in 9 months.”
All this might be so, but crowds are growing lately thanks to their unique modus operandi. “Word of mouth, baby!” said an excited Wasserstein, surveying the tens of fans in attendance at their Big Star Tavern show in Montgomery last night.
At press time, King Planter was about 8 months from disbanding.
“It works like a charm,” laughed bassist Pete “Pal” Wasserstein. “We irritate the hell out of the fans with 20 minutes of Walker Hayes and Florida-Georgia Line before we come on stage, so that our admittedly ‘just okay’ musicianship and songs blow them away.”
“They were awesome!” said a fan walking out of King Planter’s recent Mobile show. “I don’t know what it was, but their sufficient musical abilities and reasonably passable songwriting just sounded on a whole new level tonight; I don’t know what it was!”
The four-piece update the “Lowered Expectations” Spotify playlist weekly, adding anything that’s the latest snap-beat sappy song hitting the country charts or the most annoying viral country-rap song on TikTok. This week they added David Morris’ “Carrying Your Love,” a rap song which features an interpolation of the similarly named George Strait hit.
“Oh God, they hate it!” laughed vocalist Jay Henderson. “But after that shit, I sound like Otis Redding or Chris Stapleton compared to that dude, when I’m really just a C- on a good night.”
King Planter, who list The Band and David Allan Coe as their primary influences, have failed to catch on in ‘the scene’ in three years of existence. According to the blog Bama Mericana, King Planter “look the part and check off all the requisite topics in their music, but the lyrics can be best described as reasonable and their playing is ehhh… fair to middling. No offense because it pays better than being in a band, but they’ll be hanging sheetrock in 9 months.”
All this might be so, but crowds are growing lately thanks to their unique modus operandi. “Word of mouth, baby!” said an excited Wasserstein, surveying the tens of fans in attendance at their Big Star Tavern show in Montgomery last night.
At press time, King Planter was about 8 months from disbanding.
Labels:
David Morris,
Fake News,
Florida Georgia Line,
George Strait,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Aug 18, 2022
Honest Billboard Song Features: Walker Hayes & Dan + Shay
Labels:
Billboard,
Commentary,
Dan + Shay,
Honest Song Features,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Parks and Rec Country Reaction Gifs 4
When he says he's seen Florida-Georgia Line in concert one time
Why is Walker Hayes so cringe?
After years of comparing Luke Bryan to toilets and other gross stuff...
When he changes the station from Outlaw XM to The Highway
I don't care if the Zac Brown Band is putting out better music now, after The Owl...
Tell me an underrated Strait song then amble away
Tell me what Sam Hunt music sounds like
The greeting when a female artist does a radio station visit
If Morgan Wallen is playing at an outdoor festival
Aug 15, 2022
More Monday Memes: Hank Jr., Tracy Lawrence, Walker Hayes
Labels:
Breaking Bad,
Elvis,
Hank Jr.,
memes,
Satire,
Tracy Lawrence,
Walker Hayes
Monday Morning Memes: Reba, Walker Hayes, Neal McCoy
Labels:
Daniel Tosh,
memes,
Neal McCoy,
Reba,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Aug 11, 2022
Number of Co-Writers to Crappiness of Song Ratio 2
Did this back in 2013. Not an exact science and honestly just cherry picking for clickbait ...many of the best songs were written by 2-3 people, but who cares when you're deriding committee written dreck?
Richard Pryor Country Reaction Gifs
Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney walking into the jail cell for drunkenly riding a police horse
Me waiting on somebody to say "anything but country"
Country roads, take me home to the place I belooooo
If they drive a squatted truck blaring Morgan Wallen, how big is "it?"
A redneck's reply any time they see Dan + Shay mentioned online
Luke Bryan at 60 when somebody asks him how long he'll keep singing about college girls
When you're in prison and see Johnny Paycheck walk in
When the on hold music is Walker Hayes
When you're talking Ryan Bingham music with some ladies and they start saying some horni stuff about him
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