Showing posts with label bro-country. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bro-country. Show all posts
Jan 13, 2015
Hank Prognosticates
Labels:
bro-country,
Hank Jr.,
Hank Sr.,
memes,
Satire
How To Know if You're a Hater
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
Photocrap,
Satire
Jan 9, 2015
Jan 8, 2015
Wait, I Thought 2015 Was Supposed to be Better
Labels:
Austin Webb,
bro-country,
Dylan Scott,
memes,
Old Dominion,
Satire
Dec 22, 2014
The 12 Bros of Christmas
The 12 Bros of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
A startling STD
On the second day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the third day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the fourth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Four V-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the fifth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the sixth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the seventh day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the eighth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the ninth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Nine hoes a twerking
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the tenth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Ten Fords on Nittos
Nine hoes a twerking
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the first day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
A startling STD
On the second day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the third day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the fourth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Four V-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the fifth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the sixth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the seventh day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the eighth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the ninth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Nine hoes a twerking
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the tenth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Ten Fords on Nittos
Nine hoes a twerking
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the eleventh day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
Eleven Swishers lighting
Ten Fords on Nittos
Nine hoes a twerking
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
On the twelfth day of Christmas
a dude bro sent to me:
12” subs thumping
Eleven Swishers lighting
Ten Fords on Nittos
Nine hoes a twerking
Eight trucknuts swinging
Seven jeans so skinny
Six tans a spraying
Five chromed-out things
Four v-neck shirts
Three dick pics
Two Jäger bombs
and a startling STD
Labels:
bro-country,
Christmas,
parody,
Trucks
Nov 17, 2014
Bro-Country Fan Starter Pack
Labels:
bro-country,
Satire,
Starter Packs
Oct 16, 2014
Bro-Country Books
Labels:
bro-country,
Bro-country books,
Fireball,
Photocrap,
Satire
Oct 8, 2014
Top 10 Ways Nashville Songwriters are Changing Their Approach in 2014
On 2014's mainstream country radio, we've seen a slight maturing of the content and a subtle movement away from so much "bro." There have also been other shifts, such as nekkid-ness and even more drinking than anyone thought possible. Here are some of the methods Music Row's finest are using to adapt with the times.
Top 10 Ways Nashville Songwriters are Changing
Top 10 Ways Nashville Songwriters are Changing
Their Approach in 2014
10. Learning the names of a larger variety of alcoholic beverages
10. Learning the names of a larger variety of alcoholic beverages
for their songs' characters to drink while driving
09. Requesting that singers pronounce "truck" with a bit of ironic displeasure
08. Extending group of 'outsiders' who should be pummeled by
09. Requesting that singers pronounce "truck" with a bit of ironic displeasure
08. Extending group of 'outsiders' who should be pummeled by
country boys to include people who live in the suburbs, the educated, and bloggers
07. Evolving their sonic palette from 'peak hair metal' (Poison, Bon Jovi)
07. Evolving their sonic palette from 'peak hair metal' (Poison, Bon Jovi)
to 'waning days of hair metal' (Trixter, Danger Danger)
06. Bringing back the working man trope (as long as he don't work in no damn city)
05. Tamping down on the misogyny a bit by giving female characters a larger role, such as
06. Bringing back the working man trope (as long as he don't work in no damn city)
05. Tamping down on the misogyny a bit by giving female characters a larger role, such as
lighting the bonfire, letting down the tailgate, or initiating the unprotected sex
04. Limiting grammatical errors to 2 per song
03. Slyly inserting marijuana references into every song,
04. Limiting grammatical errors to 2 per song
03. Slyly inserting marijuana references into every song,
including quasi-religious songs and anti-immigration anthems
02. Cutting back on incidents of racist, homophobic rants and drunken brawls
01. Full frontal nudity
02. Cutting back on incidents of racist, homophobic rants and drunken brawls
01. Full frontal nudity
Sep 30, 2014
Hot Enough For Ya?
Labels:
bro-country,
Chase Rice,
memes,
Satire,
Trucks
Sep 29, 2014
Is Aldean Dancing or Retreating?
Labels:
bro-country,
FGL,
gifs,
Jason Aldean,
Satire
Sep 26, 2014
Barbed Wire Tattoo (A Bro-Country Ballad)
Barbed Wire Tattoo - A Bro-Country Ballad
(©2014 FTM Satire)
I tried to send you a shot of my junk
But I guess you're blocking my cell
Somebody said you're with that new punk
That smart dude what talks real well
I know we broke up a few weeks ago
And I'm not supposed to come near
But I've been circling your block real slow
Cinnamon whiskey mixin' with tears
(©2014 FTM Satire)
I tried to send you a shot of my junk
But I guess you're blocking my cell
Somebody said you're with that new punk
That smart dude what talks real well
I know we broke up a few weeks ago
And I'm not supposed to come near
But I've been circling your block real slow
Cinnamon whiskey mixin' with tears
Chorus
How much Fireball is it gonna take to get you off my mind?
How'm I gonna keep this full-size jacked-up truck between the lines?
Now your fine ass goes riding in some college boy's Isuzu
And I gotta cover up your name in this barbed wire tattoo
I tried to hook up with your friend Emily
She can really make that thang shake
But every kiss tasted like your memory
So I made her get off my tailgate
I know you said that I'm a real douche
From my chrome to my Axe Body Spray
But the thought of that nerd screwing you
Makes me want to punch him in the face
How much Fireball is it gonna take to get you off my mind?
How'm I gonna keep this chromed-out Chevy truck between the lines?
Now your fine ass goes riding in some sissy boy's Isuzu
And I gotta cover up your name in this barbed wire tattoo
Bridge
Saw you and him at the stoplight
He was reaching for your hand to hold
Thought about getting out to fight
But I hit the gas and rolled coal
How much Fireball is it gonna take to get you off my mind?
How'm I gonna keep this full-size jacked-up truck between the lines?
Now your fine ass goes riding in some college boy's Isuzu
And I gotta cover up your name in this barbed wire tattoo
Tag
I tried to send you a shot of my junk
How much Fireball is it gonna take to get you off my mind?
How'm I gonna keep this full-size jacked-up truck between the lines?
Now your fine ass goes riding in some college boy's Isuzu
And I gotta cover up your name in this barbed wire tattoo
I tried to hook up with your friend Emily
She can really make that thang shake
But every kiss tasted like your memory
So I made her get off my tailgate
I know you said that I'm a real douche
From my chrome to my Axe Body Spray
But the thought of that nerd screwing you
Makes me want to punch him in the face
How much Fireball is it gonna take to get you off my mind?
How'm I gonna keep this chromed-out Chevy truck between the lines?
Now your fine ass goes riding in some sissy boy's Isuzu
And I gotta cover up your name in this barbed wire tattoo
Bridge
Saw you and him at the stoplight
He was reaching for your hand to hold
Thought about getting out to fight
But I hit the gas and rolled coal
How much Fireball is it gonna take to get you off my mind?
How'm I gonna keep this full-size jacked-up truck between the lines?
Now your fine ass goes riding in some college boy's Isuzu
And I gotta cover up your name in this barbed wire tattoo
Tag
I tried to send you a shot of my junk
Labels:
bro-country,
Fireball,
Lyrical Satirical,
Satire,
Trucks
Sep 19, 2014
Sep 5, 2014
Aug 22, 2014
This Song Sucks: "Small Town Throwdown" (NSFW)
Aug 15, 2014
The Best of Reginald Spears
Here are some of our buddy Reginald Spears' most recent and popular tweets.
Some NSFW language obviously...
Aug 12, 2014
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