Nov 13, 2013
Feel Bad for You Mixtape: Nov. '13
Here is this month's edition of the mixtape put together by fairly like-minded bloggers, artists, writers and music fans. No theme this month. Some of the artists you'll find on this one are: Randy Rogers Band, Arcade Fire, Bob Seger, and lots of Lou Reed (RIP). You can stream it on the widget below or download/comment here.
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Killin' It (Cole Swindell Parody)
"Killin' It"
(Parody of Cole Swindell's "Chillin' It")
I got my lingo, flipped cap,
You ain't gettin' country back,
Makin' my 'mill' with rock music that's twangy
Little Hank left to burn from your mem'ry,
Singing of ol' Cash fading into some old used to be,
Loretta Lynn, don't need her around.
You're flipping through the channels looking for that country sound
Well good luck with that because we're here,
Put down the tailgate, pour a beer!
I got my lingo, flipped cap,
You ain't gettin' country back,
Makin' my 'mill' with rock music that's twangy
Dumb rhymes
Fake shine
Got the girls in a line
Pickup truck
Cranked up,
Country Slim Shady
Make the bass louder now, drawl a little bit
Partyin's my cash cow, and I'm just shillin' it
I don't care about country, bro
You know I'm fine with just killin' it
Nothing but dude-bro country on radio
Girls with tan lines and snapback guys and big Fords row on row.
To me that sounds like Heaven, kiss my ass Charley Pride
Who wants to listen to Haggard in their ride?
I got my tattoo, gun rack,
You ain't takin' country back,
Makin' my 'mill' with rock music that's twangy
Mud tires
Bonfires
Got the girls in a line
Pickup truck
Cranked up,
Country Slim Shady
Make the bass louder now, drawl a little bit
Country is my cash cow, but I'm just shillin' it
Long as I'm making fat stacks, bro
You know I'm fine with just killin' it
Nothing like a little girl in real tight jeans
I don't even know what country means
I got my fine hoes, cool frat,
You ain't gettin' country back,
Makin' my 'mill' with rock music that's twangy
Long necks
Short sex
With girls drunk on Boone's Wine
Pickup truck
Cranked up,
Country Slim Shady
Make the bass louder now, drawl a little bit
Country is my cash cow, but I'm just milkin' it
Long as I'm making fat stacks, bro
You know I'm fine with just killin' it
Hey, we're not hurting country music, we're just killing it
Nov 12, 2013
Nov 11, 2013
OMG! Reviews: Will Hoge - Strong
by Brittany Fant, 15-year-old music fan and aspiring reviewer
Um, okay. You guys complain about MY FAVORITE SINGERS copying each other and singing about trucks and babes all the time. Hypocrites much? This Hog guy just straight-up stole a song from those Chevy ads that are running during my dad's football games. And did you hear what I said?…a Chevy commercial! So, your darling "authentic" singer-songwriter guy with his perfectly messed-up hair, puppy dog eyes and rarely shaven face has stolen a song from a truck ad!!! How jacked up is that??? You people never shut up about Jason Aldean and Luke Bryan singing about tailgates and country hotties (like me, LOL!). Now, maybe you'll shut your fat, jealous mouths about it! Even this old dude (he's old enough to have been my dad even without appearing on one of those trashy MTV shows my mom loves!) knows where the cash is. Now, the song… is it good? It's okay. It's a little too serious for me to take serious, but his voice isn't too bad. He's no HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER HUNTER(!), but he gets the job done. I just have to go back to the fact that this fellow had enough "huevos" to just watch TV until he heard a song he liked, and then re-record it and put it out to the radio!!! I mean, he didn't even sing it a little differently. This is way worse than Aldean stealing those songs from Brantley Gilbert. I hope Chevy takes your booty to court, Mr. Hog!
For his voice not sucking, I'll give this:
1 Heart Hand!
Nov 10, 2013
Nov 9, 2013
Nov 8, 2013
YouTube Gems: The Black Lillies
From their album, Runaway Freeway Blues, here's The Black Lillies with "All This Living."
RIYL: Joey + Rory, The Band of Heathens, The Lumineers, Kelly Willis & Bruce Robison.
RIYL: Joey + Rory, The Band of Heathens, The Lumineers, Kelly Willis & Bruce Robison.
Little Known Facts: November '13
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
Garth Brooks is reportedly killing it at a Tulsa Crossfit studio, getting in shape
to fit into his flying skinny jeans for his big come-back next year.
The only thing Colt Ford prefers to see butchered more than beef is the English language.
In 2011 Shooter Jennings nearly drown in a kiddy pool due to being
the person on bottom during a chicken fight.
Bucky Covington was not injured when Shooter dropped him into the pool.
"Gary Levox" loosely translates to vaginal mesh in Mandarin.
Zovirax dropped Brantley Gilbert as their spokesperson due
to potential customers thinking their product was douche.
The recipe to McDonald's secret Big Mac sauce is hidden deep in the beard of Matt Woods.
At a recent Chrysler Group meeting in Nashville, Ram CEO Reid Bigland jokingly (but not) asked, "Who do I have to blow to get a Ram truck mentioned in a country song?"
When Tim McGraw first met Faith Hill she knew it was love because
they always finished each other's sentences; now she only finishes his meals.
Johnny and June originally spelled their hit duet "Jackson" J-A-X-S-O-N
but were scared of a lawsuit from the writers of Sons of Anarchy.
If Blackjack Billy's fans could read this fact would make all three of them angry.
Dallas Davidson has a signature line of custom tailgates coming out with built-in moonshine jar holders, butt warmers, and a hidden camera to take up-skirt pics of your country girl.
George Strait's 2013 CMA Entertainer of the Year award will
proudly be displayed up Blake Shelton's ass.
Colt Ford is to music what Colt Ford is to golf.
A group of crows is called a murder; a group of kangaroos is a court;
a group of Nashville songwriters is called a "shart."
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