Farce the Music

Oct 18, 2020

Sunday Mornin' Music / Sunday Valley / "I Saw the Light"

Yeah it's grainy, yeah it's rough, but it's cool.

Oct 17, 2020

Saturday Night Music / The Great Divide / "Never Could"

Archives: Waylon Gets Condescending

ORIGINALLY POSTED MAR 29, 2016

Oct 16, 2020

Sturgill Simpson / "All Around You" / Live at the Ryman

Cuttin' Grass Volume 1 is out today.

Reginald Spears vs. Country Rap & FGL

Scary Country Mashups: Danzig, Chris Janson, Glen Campbell, Marilyn Manson

Morgan Wallen Fans Announce Boycotts Over SNL Drop

Two weekends ago, Morgan Wallen spent his Saturday drinking and canoodling with sorority girls at the University of Alabama. One weekend ago, Wallen was supposed to make his Saturday Night Live debut, but that didn’t happen. Due to its COVID policies, SNL was forced to replace Wallen with singer/songwriter/guitarist Jack White, and fans of the mulleted pop-country singer are not pleased.

“It don’t exist… Covid don’t exist!” said Laura Hagar of South Carolina, “It’s a liberal hoax to make sure Sleepy Joe wins the election. And now it’s hurt my baby, Morgan!” Hagar has seen over 20 Wallen concerts and even has his autograph tattooed across her C-section scar. “And I seen people on Facebook talking down on him cause he was kissing them girls even though he’s got a new baby. B**ch, life don’t end just cause you daddy. Anyway, I will never watch MBC again. (sic)”

Larry Keel, another Wallen fan, is taking a similar approach. “I’m boycotting Saturday Night Live, starting 22 years ago because that’s when I was born, and I’ve never watched it,” he said. “And I’m not gone start now - they coulda brought him out there in a HAZMAT suit… it’s bullsh**.”

The Morgan Wallen Nation, a fan page on Facebook, has declared that it will boycott NBC, SNL, and all of Saturday Night Live’s sponsors, including Bud Light and Apple. “Axe Body Spray is going to be a tough one, but I’m sure there are options out there to keep us smelling like if tribal tattoos were an odor.” read one post.

“Who the hell is Jake White?” asked one fan on Twitter. “I watched him for 10 seconds and he was to ugly for me too look at. Give me my sexy country boy SNL!!!”

Wallen, for his part, has apologized for his behavior and for ruining his opportunity. “I think I have some growing up to do.” said the singer.

At press time, a subset of his fans have taken exception to his contriteness, calling him a “soy boy” and a “cuck” and vowing to throw their support to Luke Combs.

Oct 15, 2020

Cody Jinks Covers Steve Wariner's "Where Did I Go Wrong"

How It Started / How It's Going: Miranda Lambert, Koe Wetzel, Luke Bryan

Parody Album Cover: Sturgill Simpson's New Bluegrass Record

Justified Country Reaction Gifs

When your passenger starts humming a Sam Hunt song

Ray Wylie Hubbard's life motto

Every indie country singer who isn't quite Americana and isn't quite mainstream

Brantley Gilbert facing a career downturn

Your friend's explanation for liking hick-hop

"Hey, there's a Kane Brown drive-in concert coming up!"

Sturgill Simpson's new bluegrass album has 20 songs

If I walked into a room where Jason Aldean and his friends were standing

When "Wabash Cannonball" hits

Oct 14, 2020

New Video / Larkin Poe / "Fly Away"

From their upcoming covers album Kindred Spirits.

Stolen Memes: Taylor Swift, Hank Hill, Willie Nelson

From @gaptooth_snodgrass on Instagram

Really Dumb Country Reviews: October 2020

Real customer reviews from a popular music service.

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A Holly Dolly Christmas

Luke Bryan - Born Here...

Keith Urban - The Speed of Life Pt. 1

Tyler Childers - Long Violent History*

Chris Stapleton - Starting Over*

Eric Church - Stick That in Your Country Song*

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*To be clear, Tyler Childers and Chris Stapleton never said they support any particular organizations. They simply said “Black lives matter.” Also, to reiterate my personal stance on artists talking or singing about politics - as long as the music is good, I don’t care. They are as free to speak as they please as you are to disagree. I just see no reason to distance yourself from artists you enjoy because their beliefs don’t align with yours (obviously, unless their beliefs are that they want you and your kind held down or worse.) And, importantly, I respect your right to disagree with me. ~Trailer