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Rebel Flags To Be Allowed for Morgan Wallen’s Oxford, MS Concerts
“We felt it was important to support the culture of Morgan’s music,” said Athletic Director Kenny Marter. “While we don’t agree with use of that flag… anymore, we realize many of Morgan’s fans come from a nescient background, and we don’t want 60,000 of those people feeling out of their element on our campus.”
Sales of Confederate flag merchandise will be prohibited on the University of Mississippi grounds, but show attendees may bring theirs from their large home collections, as long as “poster, flag, or other display item does not impede the view of other fans.”
Morgan Wallen’s management had no comment on the temporary stay of rules at this time, but his fans were more than eager to give their thoughts on the matter.
“That’s freekin awesome,” said Vernajean Lucas of Panther Burn, MS in a recent Facebook post. “We can come together and celebrate are favorite music and are heritage at the same time! [sic]” Another fan, Jaxon Strickland of Flowood tweeted the following: Hell yeah, me and the boys coming up in are squatted trucks waving THE REAL OLD GLORY all the damn way, and I DO Not CARE WHO OFFENDED. Can’t wait too see my boy! [sic]
Morgan Wallen, with openers Hardy, Ernest, and Bailey Zimmerman plays April 22 & 23 at Vaught Hemingway in Oxford. The second show was added after the high demand for the original date.
At press time, other amenities to be provided at the Wallen concerts were pickup truck accessory vendors, White Claw tastings, DUI lawyers posted up at the exits, and a Proud Boys booth.
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This is satire/fake news, duh.
Jan 19, 2023
Gilmore Girls Country Reaction Gifs
"Get over it old man. That old kind of country is dead and never coming back."
I'm a hater
"Hey, I got a left over Kane Brown ticket, my friend can't go..."
"If you don't like Morgan Wallen, we can't be friends"
When they're pushing out women country singers
When your favorite bar got rid of the jukebox and just plays pop country over the speakers
When somebody plays you a Walker Hayes song
What makes you different from Luke Bryan fans?
How you know a group of people are not Hardy fans
Jan 18, 2023
15 Cringiest Luke Bryan Lyrics
By Trailer, with help from Bobby Peacock
Your little iPod's loaded down with Hoobastank
“Country Man”
Entire song but if I must pick one:
Shake it for the birds, shake it for the bees
Shake it for the catfish swimming down deep in the creek
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)"
Girl you make my speakers go boom boom
"Drunk on You"
Most of the song, but to pick one:
Put in my country ride hip-hop mixtape
Little Conway, a little T-Pain, might just make it rain
"That's My Kind of Night"
You got the beautiful, I got the cooler full
"Beer in the Headlights"
Tryin' to pour a little sugar in her Dixie cup
"Play It Again"
Kick the dust up
Back it on up
Fill your cup cup
Let's tear it up up
"Kick the Dust Up"
So put your drink down, throw your camera up
Flip it around and snap a payback picture
I'll send it to my ex, and send them both a text...
"Home Alone Tonight"
Move like you do
All sexy and smooth
Like you love to
Oh girl look at you
Legs and your hips
"Move"
It's like the music stopped playing when I saw your body
Did you come here with someone or come here to party (tonight)
"Out of Nowhere Girl"
She's dancing like every guy in here ain't watching her
Do her thang, make it rain, God amighty
"She's a Hot One"
That dress needs to slip off
That hair needs to come down
Friday nights need to do
What Friday nights need to do
That's the truth
"Knockin' Boots"
Anything
"Build Me a Daddy"
One more barefoot round, one more last chance to say
"Hey Señorita, don't you think we need
A salt and a Chesney song?"
One margarita, two margarita, three margarita
We'll be gone
"One Margarita"
Hey cowboy, keep slingin' that rope
Eatin' that dirt, wearing that gold
Break a leg rodeo, but just don't break no bones
"Country On"
Dishonorable Mentions:
Whiskey makes my baby, a little bit frisky
"Rain is a Good Thing"
Do I turn you on at all when I kiss you baby
"Do I"
When it's tapping on the roof, ain't nothing like you
Doing what you do to me
When the lightning hits, I'll be kissing on your lips
"Bad Lovers"
If you love her like you say you do
Then why don't you love her like you say you do
'Cause I wanna love her like you say you do
"Like You Say You Do"
Maybe wreck some sheets, crash your lips into mine
"Too Drunk to Drive"
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