A Pronunciation Guide

 

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #81

He grabbed a carton of milk and he poured a glass. I smiled and said I’ll have some of that. 

When somebody plays some Paul Cauthen on the jukebox when you're five mojitos in

How my soul feels when I hear a Hardy song against my will 

Chris LeDoux after telling that gang about tornados and ol' blue northers

Morgan Wallen when one of his friends takes the chair away

When you take your guns to town despite mama's warnings

This first night at Morgan Wallen’s bar

When Sturgill Simpson met Merle Haggard 

Heaven was waitin' at the top of Jacob's ladder

When somebody keeps yelling out "Play I Hope He Breaks Your Heart!" at an American Aquarium concert

When you try to play Dan + Shay on Touchtunes at a biker bar

Country Twitter Fails: April '24

How Bad is Your Taste in Country Music?

"Yeah I Love Outlaw Country"

Idiocracy Country Reaction Gifs 2

When you need an income source after two tours of duty in Vietnam

What's your favorite Conway Twitty song about?

When your friend tells everybody you own a couple of Rascal Flatts CDs after you told him never to speak of it

Society if Sturgill Simpson had never existed

If the country song you're listening to makes you dance like this, you aren't listening to a country song

How long is Morgan Wallen blackballed from Eric Church's bar?

When somebody tells you to turn down the Toby Keith

Still better than going to a Kane Brown concert

And then I shot him full of holes from his nose to his knees 

Going over a list of medical emergencies that happened at the hick hop festival

Aldean fans when they hear Beyonce on country radio

Give me a one word review of Dan + Shay's music

Zero Percent

 

Scarface Country Reaction Gifs

When a local DJ announces Justin Moore to the stage

When they play you their favorite country song but it sounds like Three Doors Down with more twang

When Tommy left the bar room, not a Gatlin boy was standing

When you've never made it to the end of Johnny Cash's "Cocaine Blues"

If Jason Aldean fans call it hipster-country, then probably...

Johnny Paycheck, that fateful day

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 Play Cherokee fiddle, he'd play it for the whiskey 

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The proper reply to every bro-country pickup line

When you tell her the 'country' she's listening to is just southern pop sung by pretty boys

When you lay into ‘em with that Kentucky Thunder 

When your boy is about to hurl a chair off Eric Church's bar at some cops