Zombies! Country Reaction Gifs

Finally (almost) done waiting for a new Jamey Johnson album

Name one Wheeler Walker, Jr. song

When you walk out of the music festival medical tent and find out your friends ditched you

When a mainstream country listener discovers 49 Winchester

When you wasted time on the clock and pissed off a few friends but you got those Ragweed tickets

Morgan Wallen fans walking in to the show

Trying to discuss country music with someone who thinks Dan + Shay is country music 

When you find a woman who doesn't complain about you wearing concert tee-shirts to every function

Ticketmaster the past two days

What do you think of the 70s influence in a lot of new country?

Don't the girls all get prettier at closing time?

Gotta Have Your Priorities in Order

Adapted from an Adam Ellis cartoon

And an update! (not that I'm actually going to the Ragweed show)

The Crud Report: September '24

Stolen Memes: Sammy Kershaw, John Moreland, Garth Brooks

From Think I'll Just Stay Here and Meme

From Vinyl Ranch

From Tyler Chill Dumps

From Old School Country Memes

49 Winchester / "Fast Asleep" / The Grand Ole Opry

New Video / 49 Winchester ft. Maggie Antone / "Leavin' This Holler"

From 49 Winchester's new release by the same title.

New Video / 49 Winchester / "Fast Asleep"

Willie Nelson Country Reaction Gifs

How much weed would it take to get you to enjoy one of Hardy's rock songs?

After you tried a few mushrooms that weren't morels at Laurel Cove Music Festival

When you hit up Pizza Hut after a Billy Strings show

When you get into a band 3 years after everybody else

When you start moving into her place and notice the Kane Brown album collection

When you're over 40 and somebody talks to you during a concert

Hey Willie. If somebody says they're a country music fan but they also love Dan + Shay, does that make them a dumbass liar?

You don't like 49 Winchester??

If this song came on for couples' skate in 1986 and you didn't have a partner by the third note, you were out of luck

Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #82

Me when Turnpike Troubadours got back together 

Till I catch my second wind

Get back up and gain control again

(yeah, deep cut)

What the kid tailgating you in a squatted truck blasting Morgan Wallen and Post Malone looks like

As soon as neo-traditional country started making a comeback on radio, a lotta new shit with beats got dropped into the mix

Security footage of Morgan Wallen vs chair

Jason Isbell replies to a relatively innocuous social media comment

I'll gladly stand up next to you

and defend her still today

When your friend with terrible taste in music actually recommends a 49 Winchester song

It didn't take me long to learn that I was born to boogie

Listening to a Kid Rock fan try to explain... anything

Bob Dylan goes electric

Cody Jinks attempts to get a song on mainstream country radio

When you tell an old dude that Hank Jr. had as many misses as hits

Original Title and Album Cover of 49 Winchester's Upcoming Release

 And here's what they settled on. Oh well, I'm sure it'll still be good.

Overly Politically Correct Americana Songs

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Colonizer House Road - Tyler Childers

Tulsa Female-Bodied Monarch - Emmylou Harris

Oklahoman Offspring - Zach Bryan

Fortune Favors the Privileged - 49 Winchester

Person’s Companion Animal - 49 Winchester

Sex Work Managers and Religious Leaders - Paul Thorn

Satisfied Person With a Uterus Depressive Episode - Lucinda Williams

Transgender Ramblin’ Railroad Blues - Colter Wall

Call a Spade a Spade - Turnpike Troubadours

Squatter - Turnpike Troubadours

Same Manufactured Home, Different Manufactured Home Community (Album) - Kacey Musgraves

Disenfranchised Folx - Flatland Cavalry

Visually Appealing CIS Females - Flatland Cavalry

Aged Male-Bodied Person - Neil Young and Mentally Challenged Horse

Unaliving-Prone Saturday Night - Arlo McKinley

Life of Transgressions Toward an Imaginary Sky Deity - Sturgill Simpson

Long Caucasian Line - Sturgill Simpson

I’d Have to Be Atypical - Sturgill Simpson

I Had a Real Good Gestational and Non-Gestational Parent - Gillian Welch

Likely Christian-Nationalist CIS Woman - The Red Clay Strays

New Video / 49 Winchester / "Yearnin' for You"

 From their forthcoming album Leavin' This Holler.

Saturday Night Music / 49 Winchester / "Hillbilly Daydream"

New Video / 49 Winchester / "Everlasting Lover"

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Revenge of the Sith Country Reaction Gifs

Listens to "If Drinkin' Don't Kill Me" once

When I hear my neighbors I've never met listening to 49 Winchester

Which Guns 'n Roses song would make a good country cover?

When the comment section gets all riled up about a Morgan Wallen meme

When the crowd at an Arlo Mckinley concert gets hyped

With my finger lingering over the 'buy' button on my 3rd band shirt of the month

Tell me something good about Jason Aldean

Me after hearing 5 seconds of a Warren Zeiders song

When a Kane Brown fan asks for music suggestions

When MAGA lost Tyler Childers