These are actual unedited (except for one vulgarity) YouTube comments from bro-country fans.
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Sep 5, 2014
Aug 22, 2014
This Song Sucks: "Small Town Throwdown" (NSFW)
Aug 21, 2014
Short Jokes With Justin & Shooter
*Note: Trailer is 5'8" so he's working through his own issues
by making light of other people's lack of height.
Labels:
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire,
Shooter Jennings
Aug 18, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Taylor Swift, Justin Moore, etc.
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Gary Levox,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Aug 14, 2014
Guest Submission: Wheel of Bro-Country
Labels:
Chase Rice,
Guest Submissions,
Justin Moore,
Mike McDermott,
Photocrap
Aug 12, 2014
Aug 11, 2014
The Return of "Justin Moore Says..."
Labels:
Justin Moore,
Justin Moore says,
memes,
Satire
Aug 6, 2014
Jul 15, 2014
Justin Moore Sings With Vince Neil
Labels:
Justin Moore,
memes,
Motley Crue,
Satire,
Vince Neil
Jul 7, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: Rascal Flatts, Justin Moore, etc.
Labels:
Gary Levox,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Motley Crue,
Rascal Flatts,
Satire,
Scott Borchetta
Jul 3, 2014
Little Known Facts: July '14
By Trailer and Jeremy Harris
If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day,
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.
Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.
Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics,
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.
The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.
Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey."
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track.
Seriously, guys.
Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.
Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…
Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.
Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."
In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard,
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.
Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."
New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."
Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books.
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.
Jul 2, 2014
That's Creepy, Justin Moore
Labels:
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire,
Small Town Throwdown
Jun 24, 2014
Jun 11, 2014
Nashville: A Drinking Town With a Country Problem
Jun 5, 2014
CMA Fest 2014 Bingo!
Labels:
Big Smo,
Bingo,
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
CMA Fest,
Daryl Worley,
Justin Moore,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Scotty McCreery
May 21, 2014
Brantley Gilbert! Thomas Rhett! Justin Moore! (Honest Ad!)
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
Honest Ads,
Justin Moore,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
May 14, 2014
Brantley + Justin + Thomas: New Single Cover Revealed
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
bro-country,
Justin Moore,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Thomas Rhett
Treatment of Women on Country Radio
This little meme/graphic is currently going around on Tumblr.
Awwww, ain't that sweet???
Let's take a look at the roles of females in country music's current top 10 songs (not counting Miranda Lambert's "Automatic" and a couple of others). They are treated as if only expected to:
ride shotgun like it ain't no thang
sing with the radio
be pretty and give him a flirty look
move like that
wear daisy dukes
shake that moneymaker
wear tight jeans
be desirable
smile at the guy who "wants some of that"
be "fresh"
ride shotgun and give him kisses with great frequency
give him the impression that he might get some tonight
look good climbing in his Chevy
whisper to him your preferred destination
steal his ball cap and let your hair blow out the window
sway to the backbeat
Now, I'm no feminist, and I do this kind of stuff more for trolling than for social justice/artistic balance...
but that just seems a bit skewed from reality and basic dignity, don't you think?
Where art thou, country gentleman?
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
FGL,
Justin Moore,
Luke Bryan,
Thomas Rhett
May 8, 2014
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