Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Justin Moore. Show all posts

Sep 5, 2014

Bro-Country Fan eCards: Sept. '14

These are actual unedited (except for one vulgarity) YouTube comments from bro-country fans.






Aug 21, 2014

Short Jokes With Justin & Shooter


*Note: Trailer is 5'8" so he's working through his own issues
by making light of other people's lack of height.

Jul 3, 2014

Little Known Facts: July '14



By Trailer and Jeremy Harris

If you don't use American made fireworks to celebrate Independence Day, 
Toby Keith will come to your house and put a boot up your ass.

Chase Rice's college football career was cut short due to an injury sustained in a tragic keg stand mishap.

Scott Borchetta doesn't mind if you question his business decisions and ethics, 
but if you say one word about his perm he will end you.

The average Luke Bryan fan can type 49 werds per minute.

Jerrod Niemann wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Donkey." 
In fact, he didn't even want it on the album. In fact, that's not even him singing on the track. 
Seriously, guys.

Colt Ford is a really nice guy until you remind him that his music completely sucks ass.

Tim McGraw wants you to know that it was his record label's idea to release "Lookin' for That Girl." In fact…

Justin Moore only drinks top shelf liquor, unless he's alone and can't reach it.

Martina McBride stopped doing festival dates with bro-country acts 
because their fans would all wave American flags during "Independence Day."

In a recent competition to find country music's best looking beard, 
Whitey Morgan came in second behind Miranda Lambert.

Kenny Chesney once broke up a clothes-ripping brawl between Faith Hill and Shania Twain 
backstage at the CMAs. Said Ronnie Dunn, who witnessed the whole thing, "Chesney's a dumbass."

New country artist Walker Chase Blake hopes to stand out from the crowd with his new rap-tinged
single "Blah blah something about kisses at night or whatever."

Johnny Cash had an amazing collection of 19th century guns and antique books. 
Brantley Gilbert has a pretty sweet collection of glass pipes and Juggs magazines.

Jun 5, 2014

May 14, 2014

Brantley + Justin + Thomas: New Single Cover Revealed


Treatment of Women on Country Radio

This little meme/graphic is currently going around on Tumblr.


Awwww, ain't that sweet???

Let's take a look at the roles of females in country music's current top 10 songs (not counting Miranda Lambert's "Automatic" and a couple of others). They are treated as if only expected to:

ride shotgun like it ain't no thang

sing with the radio

be pretty and give him a flirty look

move like that

wear daisy dukes

shake that moneymaker

wear tight jeans

be desirable

smile at the guy who "wants some of that"

be "fresh"

ride shotgun and give him kisses with great frequency

give him the impression that he might get some tonight

look good climbing in his Chevy

whisper to him your preferred destination

steal his ball cap and let your hair blow out the window

sway to the backbeat

Now, I'm no feminist, and I do this kind of stuff more for trolling than for social justice/artistic balance... 
but that just seems a bit skewed from reality and basic dignity, don't you think? 
Where art thou, country gentleman?

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