Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kane Brown. Show all posts
Dec 23, 2020
SNL Christmas Country Reaction Gifs
When you get that Johnny Cash Mercury box set for Christmas
When your country-hating uncle makes the same old tired "get your dog back, get your wife back..." joke to you at the family Christmas gathering
Name one better singer than Kane Brown
Just because it's music don't mean it's art
When your unobservant aunt gets you a Florida-Georgia Line cd for Christmas
When that champagne punch and homemade eggnog hit
Country DJs when female artists make station visits
When somebody plays "The Christmas Shoes" at the holiday party
Leroy The Redneck Reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way
Still better than a Sam Hunt album
Dec 22, 2020
Dec 17, 2020
A Muppets Christmas Carol Country Reaction Gifs
When you're down-wind from a Willie Nelson concert
What every country song was about in the 1930s
Find you a woman who's cuddly and loves sitting by a fire listening to Ward Davis with you
Jason Aldean:
When the lights come on even though you expected an encore
"But Old Dominion is pretty good even if they're not very country"
George Strait? Amarillo big fan!
When somebody tweets "Charlie Pride was my favorite country singer!"
When the spirit insists on listening to Kane Brown while she imparts her lesson to you
Dec 16, 2020
10 Worst "Country" Songs of 2020
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1. Niko Moon - Good Time
Snap beats, trap production, bland vocals, “tryna catch a good time.” You know I hate this. It makes me angry. This dude was in Zac Brown’s EDM project and that stink is still on him. I pushed this above Dan + Shay at the last minute because it pisses me off so much. Get off my lawn.
2. Dan + Shay - I Should Probably Go to Bed
Yes, it’s ranked here because it isn’t country by any measure. You can go debate whether it’s a good pop song on another website.
3. Upchurch ft. Carly Rogers - Hey Boy, Hey Girl
I don’t know if this was a serious attempt at pop country from the hick-hop firebrand, or maybe it was a satirical shot at this kind of song. Either way, it was bad. If you haven’t heard it before and you listen now, you’ll cringe so hard you’ll fall out of your chair.
4. Walker Hayes - Trash My Heart
This one-trick pony probably blew his last shot at radio relevance in 2020, but not without one more awful offering.
5. Kane Brown - Cool Again
I don’t like Kane Brown’s voice, period. He always sounds like he’s trying way too hard. He could sing “Amarillo By Morning” or “Amanda” with a hardcore country band and I wouldn’t like it. This was his worst single of 2020. Thus, the placement.
6. Luke Bryan - One Margarita
Luke just gets a bye into the top (bottom) 10 every year it seems.
7. Russell Dickerson - Honey
Not a single, but it’s so terrible that I imagine it will be. Boyfriend country with a heavy dash of bro.
8. Chase Rice & FGL - Drinkin’ Beer, Talkin’ God, Amen
Much like Carl Outlaw would say, I haven’t even listened to this song, but I know it’s bad. I’ve read the lyrics. I see the title. I’m familiar with the clowns involved. It’s a bad song.
9. Tim McGraw - Way Down
Tim is predictable. His cycle of releases usually goes: weird song with esoteric lyrics, truly excellent real country song, okay song with too much pop production, TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT THAT HE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED BY. This was the latter.
10. Florida-Georgia Line - I Love My Country
Thou doth protest too much FGL. I’ll admit it sounds better than boyfriend country, but it’s still a cloying and annoying bit of pandering.
Dec 7, 2020
Dec 3, 2020
South Park Country Reaction Gifs 2
When the Devil beats Johnny in a fiddling video game
Chase Rice logging in
Name a country singer who made a career of singing dad jokes
When the hold music is Kane Brown
When your friends ask you to stop playing Sturgill's Cuttin' Grass over and over
When Jason Aldean appears at Christmas
Trick or treat goodies for when the local jam band knocks
When your town is about to become a folk music hotbed
Dec 2, 2020
Just a Bunch of Kane Brown Twitter Slander
From Thanksgiving's Cowboy's halftime show. Foul language warning.
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