Showing posts with label Little Big Town. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Little Big Town. Show all posts
Apr 1, 2015
Honest Radio Promo Ad: GIRL CRUSH
Labels:
Girl Crush,
Honest Ads,
Little Big Town,
Satire
Mar 27, 2015
"Girl Crush" Parody Lyrics
They definitely wouldn't play this version on the radio...
Man Crush
(Parody of Little Big Town's "Girl Crush")
I gotta man crush, I can't deny it and
He thrills me so much, can't settle down
I need it like that, want everything he's got
That grin and the chiseled bod he’s givin’ you now
I wanna hold his hand, yeah, go where it has gone
I wanna drown myself in a bottle of his Axe cologne
I want his stubbled chin, I want his sculpted butt
Yeah, ‘cause I know then, you’d want me just as much
I gotta man crush, I gotta man crush
I don’t get no rest, No I'm always stressed
Thinkin’ about him getting undressed
The way he is pleasin', all that heavy breathin'
Lord knows I’ve strained, I can’t get him off my brain
I wanna hold his hand, yeah, go where it has gone
I wanna drown myself in a bottle of his Axe cologne
I want his stubbled chin, I want his sculpted butt
Yeah, ‘cause I know then, you’d want me just as much
I gotta man crush, I gotta man crush
I gotta man crush, I can't deny it and
He thrills me so much, can't settle down
He thrills me so much, can't settle down
I need it like that, want everything he's got
That grin and the chiseled bod he’s givin’ you now
I wanna hold his hand, yeah, go where it has gone
I wanna drown myself in a bottle of his Axe cologne
I want his stubbled chin, I want his sculpted butt
Yeah, ‘cause I know then, you’d want me just as much
I gotta man crush, I gotta man crush
I don’t get no rest, No I'm always stressed
Thinkin’ about him getting undressed
The way he is pleasin', all that heavy breathin'
Lord knows I’ve strained, I can’t get him off my brain
I wanna hold his hand, yeah, go where it has gone
I wanna drown myself in a bottle of his Axe cologne
I want his stubbled chin, I want his sculpted butt
Yeah, ‘cause I know then, you’d want me just as much
I gotta man crush, I gotta man crush
I gotta man crush, I can't deny it and
He thrills me so much, can't settle down
Labels:
Girl Crush,
Little Big Town,
Parody lyrics,
Satire
Mar 26, 2015
Little Big Town Meme
Labels:
Girl Crush,
Little Big Town,
memes,
Satire
Nov 6, 2014
CMAs 2014: Snarky Twitter Wrap-Up
Good news: Kacey Musgraves won, Strait sang, Garth was there, Vince was honored, The Band Perry covered Glen Campbell pretty righteously (and there were a few other highlights).
Bad news: Luke Bryan won entertainer of the year, FGL won something or other...
Here's a somewhat-in-order but not really snarky Twitter recap of the night's proceedings.
Thanks for your help!
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Jun 11, 2014
Nashville: A Drinking Town With a Country Problem
Mar 18, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Blake Shelton, Florida-Georgia Line, etc.
Feb 15, 2013
Brantley Gilbert Fans eCards #11
Labels:
BG Fans eCards,
Brantley Gilbert,
eCards,
Little Big Town
Jan 28, 2013
Monday Morning Memes: Rascal Flatts, Little Big Town, etc.
Jan 24, 2013
I'm Sorry, This Exists - Jan. '13
Nickelback "Bottoms Up" Onesie. For the kid who's got everything ...but good parents. |
Florida-Georgia Line laptop bag. That's assuming Florida-Georgia Line fans know how to use a computer. |
OMG!!!!! |
"Pontoon" t-shirt |
Plies "Goon" Necklace. For classing up your job interview outfit. |
The Farm "Farm Party" Hot Pants. Nothing says sexy like "hot pants" and "farm" in the same description! |
Jake Owen "fence art." I didn't know fence art was a thing. |
This Hunter Hayes t-shirt transfer that features several photos of OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HEAD?!?! |
"Sexy" and "vintage" Rascal Flatts shirt |
Nicki Minaj "Life is Sweet" stripper heels |
Puke. All over everything. |
Yes, this is real.... Taylor Swift Ex-Boyfriends Prayer Candle Thanks to @n8van2 for bringing it to my attention. |
And finally....Stay classy, HER and Kings County! |
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