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Showing posts with label Merle Haggard. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Merle Haggard. Show all posts
Aug 26, 2020
Aug 24, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: Merle, Luke Bryan, Chase Rice
Labels:
Billy Joe Shaver,
Chase Rice,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Aug 18, 2020
Kane Brown Has No Idea What Red Dirt Is
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
red dirt,
Satire
Aug 6, 2020
Country Singers With Questionable Drinking Habits 2
Jul 7, 2020
Still More Male Country Singers as Women
BJ Barham (American Aquarium) |
Tyler Childers |
Jason Aldean |
Jesse Daniel |
Mitchell Tenpenny |
Cody Canada |
Merle Haggard. Forgive me, Merle. |
Jun 30, 2020
Jun 27, 2020
May 5, 2020
May the Fifth Be With You
Labels:
Fake ads,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Satire,
Star Wars
Apr 21, 2020
Cody Jinks Covers Merle's "Going Where the Lonely Go"
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Live performances,
Merle Haggard
Coronavirus Parody Album Covers: Strait, Willie, Merle, Tritt, etc.
Apr 17, 2020
George Strait is a Big Fraud, Says Ignorant Man
“He’s a joke! People call him the King,” said Reed Bartholomew about country legend George Strait. “King of what? Pretty boys who suck!”
Bartholomew, a self-described hardcore country fan, contacted us to broadcast his feelings that Strait is overrated and a detriment to the history of country music. His points are passionate but a bit misguided.
“For one thing,” began the moron, “he’s skinny and handsome and well-dressed… real country singers are grungy and haggard like Johnny Paycheck …and Haggard.” Appearances, including good hygiene, lucky genetics, and healthfulness have little to do with the authenticity of music but go on, Barth.
“Also, he’s always singing about horses and cowboys, but I bet he’s never even roped a steer… damn stage-boots-wearin’ poser.” said Bartholomew of Strait, who grew up on and also runs a ranch, holds a degree in agriculture, and once competed in the Pro Rodeo Cowboys Association in team-roping.
“Why should we look up to a pretty fake cowboy when there’s men and women in camo standing up for our freedom?” continued the idiot, unaware that Strait served in the US Army from 1971-1975 and achieved the rank of Corporal.
“He don’t even write his own songs, and that’s why I think he’s not even in the top 100 country singers of all time… he just stands on the stage and strums his guitar.” finished Bartholomew. While not known as a songwriter for most of his career, Strait has written and cowritten over 25 of his songs, particularly on his last few albums - far more than Reed Bartholomew has ever written in his life.
He’s right about the guitar though. One point to the dumbass.
Labels:
Fake News,
George Strait,
Johnny Paycheck,
Merle Haggard,
Satire
Apr 6, 2020
Wrasslin' Memes: Merle, Aldean, Sam Hunt, Willie Nelson
Labels:
Jason Aldean,
Merle Haggard,
Sam Hunt,
Willie Nelson,
Wrestlemania,
wrestling,
WWE
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