Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts

Feb 20, 2019

Country Doppelgangers 2019

Morgan Wallen and the "Almost Politically Correct Redneck" meme

Tracy Lawrence and British soap star Phillip Mitchell(stole this one, never heard of that guy before)

Texas piano man Robert Ellis and Christian Bale

Russell Dickerson and Jimmy Neutron!

Whatever a "Filmore" is looks like a douchebag Jon Snow

Mitchell Tenpenny strongly resembles Tom Cruise's Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder

Brian Kelley of FGL and Laura Ingalls of Little House on the Prairie

5 Things About Mitchell Tenpenny


Feb 7, 2019

Futurama Country Reaction Gifs

When somebody wants to discuss their love of jam bands

New Quaker City Night Hawks album coming?

When Cody Wolfe gets his dumb fans riled up

The original title of Shania Twain's big hit

"Would you like to listen to Kane Brown with me?"

The first step in writing a modern mainstream country song...

Listening hard for even the tiniest bit of country in a Mitchell Tenpenny song

If somebody follows up your Waylon selection on the jukebox with a Florida-Georgia Line song

Feb 1, 2019

Women Not Making Good Enough Songs, Explains Dumbass

Jaxon Ward, local tool
Local moron Jaxon Ward thinks women are themselves to blame for country radio not playing them in great number in recent years. "Their songs are terrible," said the shitbird, 23, taking a puff from his gun-shaped vape mod. "They don't even use snap beats that much."

Ward, a huge fan of male-sung songs with "girl" in the title, explained that women just aren't making good enough songs for radio these days. "Look, I'm all about equal sex or whatever, but how can these chicks compete with songs about hooking up with chicks?" he laughed vacantly. "I mean there was that lesbian song from Little Big Town a couple years ago but that was perverted." 

Based on which country chart you follow, solo women artists comprise between 5-10% of the total artists at any given time lately. There has been much discussion and consternation about this topic over the past couple years with little agreement on how to fix the problem or for some, if that even is a problem. 


"I could care less. When they start putting out kickass songs then we'll talk," brayed the jackass, completely unaware of the existence of Ashley McBryde and Kacey Musgraves. "The ones I've heard are all shrieking about an ex or being shrill about wanting to be able to vote or something; it's really cringy. Why can't they put out cool shit like "Feels Like a Party" or "Bitches?"" 

At press time, the "single but always slinging pipe" Ward, was blasting Moonshine Bandits from his jacked up truck at a stoplight while staring down the top of the mom in the car beside him.


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