Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mitchell Tenpenny. Show all posts
Feb 21, 2019
Feb 20, 2019
Country Doppelgangers 2019
Morgan Wallen and the "Almost Politically Correct Redneck" meme |
Tracy Lawrence and British soap star Phillip Mitchell(stole this one, never heard of that guy before) |
Texas piano man Robert Ellis and Christian Bale |
Russell Dickerson and Jimmy Neutron! |
Whatever a "Filmore" is looks like a douchebag Jon Snow |
Mitchell Tenpenny strongly resembles Tom Cruise's Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder |
Brian Kelley of FGL and Laura Ingalls of Little House on the Prairie |
5 Things About Mitchell Tenpenny
Labels:
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire,
The Boot
Feb 18, 2019
Feb 14, 2019
Country Love Through the Years
Labels:
Don Williams,
George Strait,
Lost,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire
Feb 13, 2019
Feb 7, 2019
Futurama Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody wants to discuss their love of jam bands
New Quaker City Night Hawks album coming?
When Cody Wolfe gets his dumb fans riled up
The original title of Shania Twain's big hit
"Would you like to listen to Kane Brown with me?"
The first step in writing a modern mainstream country song...
Listening hard for even the tiniest bit of country in a Mitchell Tenpenny song
If somebody follows up your Waylon selection on the jukebox with a Florida-Georgia Line song
Feb 5, 2019
Mitchell Tenpenny vs. The Rock
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
Drunk Me,
memes,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire,
The Rock,
WWE
Latest Promo Photos: Mitchell Tenpenny, Casey Donahew, Maren Morris, etc.
Feb 1, 2019
Women Not Making Good Enough Songs, Explains Dumbass
Jaxon Ward, local tool |
Local moron Jaxon Ward thinks women are themselves to blame for country radio not playing them in great number in recent years. "Their songs are terrible," said the shitbird, 23, taking a puff from his gun-shaped vape mod. "They don't even use snap beats that much."
Ward, a huge fan of male-sung songs with "girl" in the title, explained that women just aren't making good enough songs for radio these days. "Look, I'm all about equal sex or whatever, but how can these chicks compete with songs about hooking up with chicks?" he laughed vacantly. "I mean there was that lesbian song from Little Big Town a couple years ago but that was perverted."
Based on which country chart you follow, solo women artists comprise between 5-10% of the total artists at any given time lately. There has been much discussion and consternation about this topic over the past couple years with little agreement on how to fix the problem or for some, if that even is a problem.
"I could care less. When they start putting out kickass songs then we'll talk," brayed the jackass, completely unaware of the existence of Ashley McBryde and Kacey Musgraves. "The ones I've heard are all shrieking about an ex or being shrill about wanting to be able to vote or something; it's really cringy. Why can't they put out cool shit like "Feels Like a Party" or "Bitches?""
At press time, the "single but always slinging pipe" Ward, was blasting Moonshine Bandits from his jacked up truck at a stoplight while staring down the top of the mom in the car beside him.
Jan 30, 2019
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