Showing posts with label Trace Adkins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trace Adkins. Show all posts
May 25, 2015
A Song for Memorial Day
Labels:
Trace Adkins,
YouTube Gems
Jul 1, 2014
Dec 11, 2013
Country Christmas Album Warning Labels
Labels:
Christmas,
Duck Dynasty,
Faith Hill,
Martina McBride,
Newsong,
Trace Adkins,
Warning Labels
Oct 9, 2013
Dallas Davidson Feminism
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Dallas Davidson,
feminism,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Trace Adkins
Sep 4, 2013
Top 10 Things Dallas Davidson Thinks Are Cool
10. An upstairs neighbor playing Godsmack really loud at 12:30 on a Sunday night
09. Bombing Syria
08. Erectile dysfunction
07. Moob sweat at an important meeting
06. Getting logged out of Netflix and forgetting the log-in info
during an "Orange is the New Black" binge
05. Stepping in dog shit, barefoot
04. When Walt poisoned that kid on Breaking Bad
03. Slightly overweight people taking all the scooters for handicapped people at Walmart
02. Alex Rodriguez
01. Unflushed poo in public toilets
*Dallas Davidson is the cowriter of "Honky-Tonk Badonkadonk," "That's My Kinda Night," "Boys Round Here,"
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" and various other piece-of-shit "country" songs that have added to the
destruction of the mainstream segment of the genre.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Dallas Davidson,
Godsmack,
Luke Bryan,
Top Ten Lists,
Trace Adkins
Aug 9, 2013
Co-Writers to Crappiness of Song Ratio?
I realize this argument only works in a vacuum, so take this graphic with a grain of salt.
Many classic songs were written by 2-3 people and on the flip side,
"Achy Breaky Heart" was written by Don Von Tress alone.
"Achy Breaky Heart" was written by Don Von Tress alone.
Still….
Aug 2, 2013
Sackpunch #16: Dallas Davidson
Dallas Davidson Deserves a Sackpunch
I'm not going to bother writing much of anything about this dude. However, I believe, as much as a songwriter can, Dallas Davidson has done nearly irreversible damage to the genre of country music on the mainstream level. Some other writers have been a part of some truly awful songs, but Dallas' track record is a tote board full of douche-ocity, truck fetishism and misogyny. For that, he deserves one of the most painful and physically damaging sackpunches FTM has ever issued. If you need some proof, look no further than the following videos & songs. He wrote or co-wrote all of them.
And not one to rest on his laurels, Dallas has now provided us with what may be the worst country song of all time:
Get ready, DD.
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Colt Ford,
Dallas Davidson,
Luke Bryan,
Sackpunch,
Trace Adkins,
Tyler Farr
Mar 27, 2013
Country Day March '13 Part 4: Pistol Annies, Joe Diffie, etc.
Oct 24, 2012
Country Day October '12 Part 3: Parody Album Covers
Labels:
Chad Brock,
Country Day,
Joe Diffie,
Mitt Romney,
Photocrap,
Trace Adkins
Sep 4, 2012
Tuesday Morning Memes: Brantley, Garth, Trace Adkins
Jul 23, 2012
Jun 11, 2012
New Trace Adkins Single Cover Revealed!
Labels:
Photocrap,
Trace Adkins
Jun 5, 2012
I'm Sorry, This Exists 6
Jimmy Buffett "glittered" album cover |
Jason Aldean corn maze (this existed) |
"She's Country" wine glass |
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk coasters and guitar pick |
This. Sigh. |
This. |
Kip Moore acrylic on canvas |
Leann Rimes Bikini Top coffee mug |
F-yeah Rascal Flatts Tumblr site |
"Red Solo Cup" hoodie with Bleeding Cowboys font! |
Taylor Swift embroidery template |
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