Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Walker Hayes. Show all posts
May 6, 2019
More Monday Memes: Chris Knight, Walker Hayes
Labels:
Chris Knight,
Commentary,
Disney,
memes,
Satire,
Twitter,
Walker Hayes
Jan 9, 2019
Wasting Money on Walker
Labels:
90s Country,
Fake ads,
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Dec 18, 2018
10 Worst "Country" Songs of 2018
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1. Walker Hayes - 90s Country
Walker seems like a nice guy. He has kind eyes. I don't wanna harp on the guy, but as the youths of 2018 said "this ain't it." Most artists I don't care for show me at least one trait that makes me think they in some way deserve the success they've achieved. With Walker I'm not sure - he's nice? This song isn't nice. It barely qualifies as a song. It's certainly not country and bears no resemblance whatsoever to the 90s country songs it calls out, other than the fact that it uses the same words of the English language. This is bad. Embarrassingly bad. Somebody should hire Walker into marketing or management or artist development or something, because singing/songwriting doesn't seem to be his thing, and he seems like a swell fellow.
2. AJ McLean - Back Porch Bottle Service
Just stop. You're still making plenty off Backstreet Boys tours and their catalog of music, so leave the country music to the …uh, dudes who talk-sing about 'girls' over snap beats? Forget that part. Just know that this is subpar. Extremely subpar.
3. Keith Urban - Gemini
We (those of us who like actual pop-country that has a firm grip on the roots of country) lost Keith a long time ago and he keeps journeying farther into the ether with garbage like this. Stupid ass lyrics, soulless music ...and I'm just done with Nicole Kidman's husband.
4. Parmalee - Hotdamalama
No trash talking is needed here.
5. Mitchell Tenpenny - Bitches
This guy sucks. I can't stand Kane Brown, but at least Kane's music occasionally puts on some country window dressing. Mitch here is pure pop music, or R&B lite, to be more exact. He sings like John Mayer with strep throat. Oh yeah, and he saw fit to foist a song about 'bitches' into the "country" world. Unfortunately for the world, it looks like 10cent is gonna be here for a while.
6. Dustin Lynch - Good Girl
If I'm curiously listening to mainstream country radio (which is rare nowadays), as soon as I hear Dustin's voice, I'm out, and this song's the biggest offender. Pointless drivel. Not even gonna get into his missed potential - that's all in the past. Lynch is pop music for teenage girls who change the station from "Mo Bamba" when their dad walks into their room to make sure they're doing homework.
7. Mitchell Tenpenny - Drunk Me
See #5 but this one was a hit single. This guy is the worst.
8. Dylan Scott - Hooked
He might look 39, but he's 29 and despite the fact that he's been trying at country radio for 4 years now, somebody saw fit to vote him one of the New Faces for next year's CRS conference. Nothing to see here. Just cookie cutter BS from a tall dude who gets comments on YouTube like "hes ssooooosssoooo hotttt."
9. Sam Hunt - Downtown's Dead
I don't care for Sam's music, but at least most of his previous songs had something of a catchy melody. This is ear torture. I'd rank it higher (lower?) but it was such a flop, Sam stayed on hiatus. That's a nice silver lining and drops this tune down the rankings.
10. Uncle Kracker - Floatin'
He's Uncle Kracker.
Nov 20, 2018
Walker Hayes Has People Reacting
Labels:
90s Country,
Satire,
Twitter,
Walker Hayes
Nov 16, 2018
I Love Lucy Country Reaction Gifs
When Keith Urban won Entertainer of the Year at the CMAs
When you're from the 50s and ask somebody what country music sounds like in the 2000s and they play you Walker Hayes
When you find an Old Dominion song on your wife's "Favorite Songs" playlist
When you smell T-R-O-U-B-L-E
When Ethel says Kelsea Ballerini's performance was her favorite on the CMAs
Reading Kane Brown fan tweets
What's a Bebe Rexha and why is it playing on the CMAs??
When tonight the Vitameatavegamin let you down
Still more country than Sam Hunt
Nov 6, 2018
Naming Walker Hayes' Tour
Saving Country Music, more known for hard-hitting reviews, rants, and stories, rarely gets the scoop on FTM when it comes to meme-worthy stuff, but ol' Trig got ahold of something good yesterday. Walker Hayes is asking fans for help naming his upcoming tour. That's just rife with possibilities. Trigger took his stab at it yesterday; here are mine.
Labels:
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 28, 2018
Walker Hayes Fan eCards
These are the most profane eCards we've ever posted and they're all from the same lovely young lady. Actual Walker Hayes fan YouTube comments.
Sep 27, 2018
Walker Hayes is Still Learning
Labels:
90s Country,
Colter Wall,
memes,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 17, 2018
More Monday Memes: Walker Hayes, FGL, Kacey Musgraves
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Kacey Musgraves,
memes,
Satire,
The Simpsons,
Walker Hayes
Sep 13, 2018
Arrested Development Country Reaction Gifs
You sold my Willie records at the garage sale?
What you should say when Farce the Music mentions Walker Hayes' "90s Country"
When you've been on 3 dates then she drops the info that she's a huge Kane Brown fan
If I ever give any money whatsoever to Sam Hunt
There's a "country" dude called Filmore?
When you told the guy in the next cubicle it's okay if he listens to country radio
When your family says Turnpike Troubadours sucks
Any day that no Kelsea Ballerini songs touch your earholes
Sep 12, 2018
Honest Radio Promo Ad: Walker Hayes "90s Country"
Labels:
Honest Radio Promo Ads,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 11, 2018
Honest Billboard Song Features: Locash and Walker Hayes
Labels:
Billboard,
Honest Song Features,
LOCASH,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
3 George Strait Memes
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
George Strait,
memes,
Miranda Lambert,
Satire,
Walker Hayes
Sep 7, 2018
Sep 6, 2018
Scrubs: Country Reaction Gifs
Who wants to hear "Foggy Mountain Breakdown??"
When your wife's not so sure about teaching little Johnny and Katie that mainstream country sucks
When Isbell plays "If We Were Vampires" in concert
A Kane Brown fan's views on science
BMLG's latest country duo
When you're dating someone who owns a Walker Hayes album
When someone can tell you've been listening to Lori McKenna again
"But it must be country - they play it on the country station"
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