Showing posts with label Willie Nelson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Willie Nelson. Show all posts
Apr 15, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Willie Nelson, FGL, Kane Brown, REK
No Sleep Roundup: Misfits, Vale, Willie Nelson
By Robert Dean
Howdy jerks,
What’s good? I’m about to head up to Chicago to see The Misfits, and I’m peeing my pants with excitement. I’ve waited 28 years for this show, and you best believe that I’m going to howl my ass off when I hear some “Skulls” or “Hybrid Moments.” I wonder if Doyle will be there to bitch about having to meet people when he doesn’t get to play Rockstar for a night.
In other non-Danzig news:
Helms Alee is about to go on tour with Earth and are also dropping a new record, which is described by this wild shit, “Named for a bioluminescent marine algae that glows when excited, the Puget Sound trio’s forthcoming album Noctiluca bears a radiancy all its own.”
Watch the music video for “Spider Jar” here:
A few weeks ago, I talked about Vale, the black metal band from Oakland that sound pissed as fuck. They’re going on tour. If you feel like coming to Austin, come hang out. I’ll be at the show.
VALE - ON TOUR
June 21 Colorado Springs, CO @ Triple Nickel
June 22 Denver, CO @ Hi Dive
June 24 Minneapolis, MN @ Hexagon
June 25 Milwaukee, WI @ Walkers Point Music Hall
June 26 Chicago, IL @ Subterranean
June 27 Detroit, MI @ TBA
June 28 Toronto, ON @ Hard Luck
June 29 Ottawa, ON @ TBA
June 30 Montreal, QC @ Brasserie Beaubien
July 1 Quebec City, QC @ L’Anti
July 2 Manchester, NM @ Ohmen DIY
July 3 Portland, ME @ Gino’s
July 6 Brooklyn, NY @ Kingsland
July 7 Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie
July 8 Boston, MA @ O'Brien's
July 9 Baltimore, MD @ Sidebar
July 10 Richmond, VA @ Wonderland
July 11 Chapel Hill, SC @ Local 506
July 12 Atlanta, GA @ 529
July 13 Jacksonville, FL @ Nighthawks
July 14 Miami, FL @ Las Rosas
July 15 Orlando, FL @ Uncle Lou’s
July 16 New Orleans, LA @ Santos Bar
July 17 Austin, TX @ Lost Well
July 18 Dallas, TX @ Regal Room
July 19 Albuquerque, NM @ Sister Bar
July 20 Phoenix, AZ @ Yucca Tap Room
July 21 Los Angeles, CA @ Lexington
Sharkmuffin, has a new record, Gamma Gardening and it’s a fun cocktail of glam, punk, shoegaze, and indie rock. If you’re looking for some old school Riot Grrrl stuff to get powerful to, check these ladies out. I love them, this is fun rock and roll in at a time when people are being way too serious.
Don’t forget to check out Karly Driftwood’s banger, Too Mean To Die – I wrote about it and it’s still awesome.
Billy Ray Cyrus is on some Soundcloud rapper’s song, fuck that noise.
Willie’s annual 4th of July show has been announced. If you’re anywhere near Austin, this is a yearly thing and has been going on for 50 years. Check out who’s playing along with our living legend:
• Nathaniel Hawthorne & The Night Sweats
• Alison Krauss
• Jamey Johnson
• Luke Combs
• Ray Wylie Hubbard
• Johnny Bush
• Billy Joe Shaver
• Colter Wall
• The Casey Kristofferson Band
• Gene Watson
Labels:
Danzig,
Helms Alee,
Karly Driftwood,
Misfits,
No Sleep Roundup,
Robert Dean,
Sharkmuffin,
Vale,
Willie Nelson
Apr 9, 2019
Tuesday Morning Memes: Robert Earl Keen, Luke Bryan, Willie Nelson
Labels:
ACMs,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Robert Earl Keen,
Satire,
Willie Nelson,
Wrestlemania,
WWE
Mar 29, 2019
Willie Nelson to Record Duets Album With You
by Trailer - Originally posted on Country California, February 13, 2009
Willie Nelson has announced that his next studio album will be a collection of duets with you. He plans to show up at your house around 6ish this evening to begin work on the project. Singing lessons will be unnecessary as Nelson believes you have an "earthy everyman/woman vibe" that will translate well to his 376th official release.
The songs will include several traditional standards such as "Wayfaring Stranger," a couple tracks by top Nashville songwriters, and a few as-yet-nonexistent cowrites with you. When asked what the album might sound like, Nelson mentioned "an organic and freewheeling set of unpolished but exciting country songs."
You will go on a short full-band tour with the country legend, including stop-offs in Austin and L.A., as well as an acoustic radio tour for release week. There will also be a taped GAC special called "Willie and (your nickname)."
You will join a celebrated throng of artists who have shared recorded media with the well-loved Texan troubadour, including Merle Haggard, Snoop Dogg, Johnny Cash, Julio Iglesias, Ray Charles, Lucinda Williams, that guy from Matchbox 20, Sheryl Crow, Wynton Marsalis, Toby Keith, Ray Price, Waylon Jennings, George Jones, Dave Matthews, your aunt Ruthie, Ryan Adams, Neil Young, Emmylou Harris, his second bus driver, Mel Tillis, Lacy J. Dalton, Carlos Santana, Asleep at the Wheel, Leon Russell, Dyan Cannon, Elvis, Kenny Chesney, Lee Ann Womack, Kris Kristofferson, Pat Green, B.B. King, Patsy Cline, Kid Rock, Brian McKnight, Bonnie Raitt, ZZ Top, Eric Clapton, his supplier, Norah Jones, Paul Simon, Shania Twain, Wyclef Jean, Diana Krall, Lyle Lovett, Shelby Lynne, some drunk guy he met at a party, John Mellencamp, Steven Tyler and a few hundred others.
After a quick final "session" on his bus, you will resume your normal life, while Willie will return to the studio to begin work on his follow-up album, a collaboration with T-Pain titled Willie n' Pain due out later this year.
Labels:
Fake News,
Fake News Classics,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Mar 28, 2019
Random A** Country Reaction Gifs
When you're having either a dream or an LSD trip about Willie & Waylon eating pizza
"Oh you think I should turn down the Whiskey Myers?"
How "country" radio execs sleep at night after hearing all the complaints from us "purists"
Country radio's business model
"I was framed; they took me away like I was the only one to blame"
When "Fishin' in the Dark" comes on
When somebody wears a Kane Brown t-shirt to a job interview
The first question you ask somebody who says country is a lifestyle not a genre
Mar 22, 2019
Dustin Lynch Wants to See You
Labels:
Dustin Lynch,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Mar 11, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Florida-Georgia Line, Waylon, Marie Kondo...
Feb 21, 2019
Tombstone Country Reaction Gifs
Your friend can't go to Cody Jinks with you?
"Hey man, those guys over there
were talking sh** about Willie Nelson"
When Jody Lupus says he's too big to play pizza joints
Ernest Tubb "I'll give you a _____ a day"
When your friend says her new boyfriend likes to cook supper while listening to old country music
How to befuddle a Kane Brown fan
When you see somebody wearing a Florida-Georgia Line t-shirt
You're leaving the party if we won't play some Thomas Rhett??
Feb 4, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Willie, Charlie Daniels, Kane Brown
Labels:
anime,
Charlie Daniels,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Jan 25, 2019
Happy Gilmore Country Reaction Gifs
When an old man says the country music of his day was boring and today's is fun and catchy
When your friend who likes Dustin Lynch asks you for a beer
What mainstream country execs think of all of us who complain about the crap they release
Still more country than Mitchell Tenpenny
♫ ♬ Daddy's hands... were hard as steel when I'd done wrong ♫ ♬
When somebody at the game insults your Willie Nelson t-shirt
Are you more a fan of Restless Heart or Exile?
When you hear Clay Walker's new album
Jan 15, 2019
Tuesday Morning Memes: Outlaw Country, 2009 vs. 2019, Willie
Jan 7, 2019
Monday Morning Memes: Chris Young, Willie, Merle, Mitchell Tenpenny
Labels:
Chris Young,
memes,
Merle Haggard,
Mitchell Tenpenny,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
Dec 31, 2018
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