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| *Diplo is an alleged abuser and r*pist |
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| *Wrong, country and metal have been fused many times before* |
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| *This one's so dumb I've used it twice |
Cody Jinks - Gestational Parent Song
Same Kind of Mental Illness as Me
Johnny Paycheck - The Only Ruckus My Birthing Parent Ever Raised
Don Gibson - Womxn (Desirable Womxn)
Dwight Yoakam - Guitars, EV Cadillacs
Bill Anderson - Disenfranchised Folx
Trisha Yearwood - Low Income Enclave of Memphis
Paul Overstreet - Seein’ My Second Biological Parent In Me
Sammy Kershaw - CIS Female Royalty of My Large Manufactured Home
Martina McBride - This One’s for All Persons Identifying as Young Females
In My Birthling’s Eyes
Sawyer Brown - The Young Cisgender Males and Me
Hellroys - Those Breasts Aren’t Mentally Challenged
Hank Williams Sr. - (Catcalling an Attractive CIS Female)
John Anderson - Corporate Farm Fowl Pollution Causing Vehicle
African American Sheep
“I know why,” said Taco Bell window employee Janice Lemon. “We didn’t have no quesadillas.”
Janice explained that they were out of that tangy cheese sauce they use on the chicken and steak quesadillas so they weren’t selling any more that day.
“Next he asked for a enchirito, but we stopped selling those months ago,” continued Lemon. “Started sounding like was getting in his feels or something, I ain’t got time for that.” Janice said Garth continued to call out things that were either discontinued or off the menu due to supply chain issues. “By the time he finally just settled on 5 soft tacos, he was like ugly crying, I could hear the sniffles.”
The country legend has never been known for hiding his emotions, a trait that endears him to most but puts him as the butt of jokes from others.
“He handed me some wet money to pay, and it wasn’t even raining,” said a cringing Janice Lemon. “And then he suddenly stopped crying and just stared at me with a weird viciousness in his eyes as I handed him his order and some mild sauce… I hope he gets some help, it’s just tacos.”
