You Might Just Be Right, Walker

Monday Morning Memes: Oscars, Hoochie Coochie, Barbecue

To Be the Man, You Gotta Beat the Man

Tonight is ESPN's 30 for 30 special on the man, the myth, the legend, Ric Flair. We (okay, just me - Trailer) have a special affinity for pro-wrestling as you may have figured out through the years and Ric's trash talking probably finds its way into my own disses from time to time. Anyhow, here are some Ric Flair country reaction gifs. *there's some blood*

If you don't like George Jones

 

When you hear Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"

A better way to spend money 

than on a Luke Bryan concert ticket

When you just get too damn excited about

Alan Jackson putting out a new album

If Sam Hunt wins a ton of awards

at the CMAs tomorrow night

Symbolic of mainstream country music

How do you like Cody Jinks?

What about Sunny Sweeney?

And Turnpike Troubadours?

Saturday Night Music: Alan Jackson & Lee Ann Womack Perform "Till The End"

Token Country Song

Token Country Song

©2017 Farce Satire

Hey y'all, do you remember me

I'm a country song, long time no see

It's the only time you'll hear a fiddle play

Rest of the album's hip-hop and pop

Country section's just where I'm stocked

But you best believe, this ain't no mistake

Chorus

This is the token country song

In the middle of an album fourteen tracks long

Y'all say "yeehaw" and stomp your feet along

This is the token country song

Stuck this in for nostalgia's sake

So ironically crank it by the lake

The beat will be back booming soon enough

Here's where I really amp up the twang

Here's where I drop Alan Jackson's name

Even though Lil Uzi is who I really love

(Chorus)

Bridge

Here's a weird drum loop and a rhyme that's fat

So you don't forget that I'm down with that

But

This is the token country song

In the middle of an album fourteen tracks long

Y'all say "hell yeah" and stomp your feet along

This is the token country song

Country TwitterWINS: August '17

 

Country High School Yearbook 3

Proof Things Were Better in the 90s

Monday Morning Memes: Murder, Country Charts, Dylan Scott

Alan Jackson to Release 2000s Hip-Hop Covers Album

Country music legend Alan Jackson plans to follow up his 2015 album Angels and Alcohol with a unique and unexpected release. It's called Crunktry, and well… we'll explain in a moment.

No longer burdened by the expectations and limitations of recording music for country radio, which has in recent years moved on to younger and more pop-leaning artists, Jackson is now free to pursue his passions and whims. Surprisingly, one of those passions is rap music from the 2000s, and he'll indulge that passion with a full album of hip-hop cover songs.

"Well, I'll always be a country man," laughed the long tall country legend. "But when my two older daughters were teens, all they listened to was rap and hip-hop." "I kinda developed a love for it, you know what I'm sayin'? I can get a lil crunk, son."

Jackson revealed that all 10 covers will be country arrangements with all lyrics sung in his warm baritone. The one original song on the album, "TV Dinner and a 40 oz" (co-written with Colt Ford) is the lone rap tune of the collection, with Jackson "flowing" and "dropping bars" about his typical 'aw shucks' everyman lifestyle.

"There are a few folks out there who think I ruined country music, I mean they're nuts obviously, but I thought 'hell, I'll give 'em more fuel'" said Jackson. "I'm comfortable enough and established enough to do what I want now, so I'm brushing off the haters."

Alan told us that while he won't be singing any offensive racial terms, everything else stays in. "Crunktry is my chance to just have fun and stretch out my legs a little; I know it'll offend some people, but we're all grown-ups… it's not like you haven't heard something like 'Do you want it from the back with your face In the pillow" before. Come on people, don't be a lame."

At press time, Alan had revealed a few of the lyrics to his self-penned rap song "TV Dinner and a 40 oz" (below).

Alan Jackson - Crunktry
Track listing:
"Get Low"
"In Da Club"
"Where the Party At"
"Stay Fly"
"Throw Some D's"
"Freek-A-Leek"
"Hey Ma"
"Lean With It, Rock Wit It"
"We Dem Boyz"
"Don't Matter"


"TV Dinner and a 40 oz"

I got that hunger man
I got that hungry man
I got that 40 man
I got my shorty man

My ride ain't got much shine
Speakers crack, gas pedal whines
Got them shocks that squeak and bounce
But I got my TV dinner and my 40 ounce

Tuesday Morning Memes XL Edition: Sam, FGL, Alan, Tiger, etc.

Borrowed from Bryan Childs... don't know the source

Crud Report: May 2017

Game of Thrones: Country Reaction Gifs

You're a huge country fan too?

Like Old Dominion and Sam Hunt...

 To those who think FTM is crass and overly negative:

"Alan Jackson killed country music. And covered Akon in concert"

When a pop-country fan awakens to the wonders 

of country music they don't play on the radio

When Jon Snow says he knows his country, 

but can't name a Roger Miller song

You seriously think Thomas Rhett is 

a better vocalist than Chris Stapleton?

When you're late to the show and Isbell is about to go on...