Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Blake Shelton. Show all posts
Oct 27, 2020
What Blake Shelton Really Meant
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
memes,
Satire
Sep 28, 2020
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Blake Shelton, Waylon Jennings
Aug 17, 2020
More Monday Memes: Dan + Shay, Cody Jinks, Brad Paisley
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Brad Paisley,
Cody Jinks,
Dan + Shay,
Faith Hill,
Keith Urban,
memes,
Satire,
Tim McGraw
Aug 5, 2020
Jul 27, 2020
A Vulgar, Profane Meme
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Chris Knight,
memes,
Satire
Jun 10, 2020
Make U Cry
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Florida Georgia Line,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
Todd Tilghman
Jan 10, 2020
Dec 10, 2019
11 Worst Country Songs of 2019
11 Worst Country* Songs of 2019
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1. Zac Brown Band - God Given
I somehow left Zac Brown off the original list, and I think that’s a symptom of his irrelevance these days. This is clearly the worst song released under the “country” heading in 2019. This song should be the new “Rick Roll.” What an embarrassment. Lame middle-aged white man rapping and beats and creepiness. Somebody set up an intervention soon.
2. Mitchell Tenpenny - Alcohol You Later
A heaving lump of R&B lite douchebaggery wrapped around a cliché of a hook.
3. Blake Shelton ft/Trace Adkins - Hell Right
Lame bro-country redux from the try-hard stepdad of mainstream country and his drunken uncle.
4. Luke Bryan - Knockin’ Boots
A cheesy come-on with stolen 90s slang. Cringe.
5. Avenue Beat - Delight
If they’re the future, I’m a proud boomer.
6. Florida-Georgia Line - Swerve
Not a single, yet, thankfully. As bad as anything they’ve done before, and that’s of course a deep well.
7. Mitchell Tenpenny ft/Seaforth - Anything She Says
Ugh. Mitchell Tenpenny has usurped Kane Brown as the artist whose voice makes me most quickly change the station.
8. Chris Lane - I Don’t Know About You
I don't know why you're still here.
9. Sam Hunt - Kinfolks
Not nearly as bad as driving the wrong way while drunk, but an affront to the senses to be sure. Please leave again.
10. Dustin Lynch - Ridin’ Roads
Dustin doubles down on his shallowness. His looks and willingness to blend into the sonic wallpaper are his only selling points now.
11. Brantley Gilbert - Fire’t Up
Brantley done fire’t up the wayback machine to 2013. His NFL performance was bad enough to trend on Twitter, and the studio version is only better in the way that getting punched in the stomach is better than getting punched in the face.
*country = released into the country genre
Dec 3, 2019
Really Dumb Country Reviews: Dec. '19
From a popular digital music service.
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Dan + Shay & Bieber - 10,000 Hours
Highwomen - s/t
Miranda Lambert - Wildcard
Jason Aldean - 9
Cody Jinks - The Wanting
Upchurch - Parachute
Ashley McBryde - One Night Standards
Blake & Trace - Hell Right
Luke Bryan - What She Wants Tonight
Sep 19, 2019
Easy Mistake
Labels:
Blake Shelton,
Hell Right,
memes,
Reginald Spears,
Satire,
Trace Adkins
The Princess Bride Country Reaction Gifs
When somebody says their favorite 'country' singer is Thomas Rhett
What's the best way to listen to an Old Dominion song?
Patiently listening to country radio to hear a country song
If you're a hick-hop fan expecting people to respect your taste
You don't like Charles Wesley Godwin?
When your office-mate is already playing Kane Brown when you get to work at 8
Highwomen had the #1 country album?
When my wife says they were playing bro-country in the store the whole time she was there and I laugh.
"Hell Right, Hell Right"
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