Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dustin Lynch. Show all posts
Jan 31, 2020
Jan 30, 2020
Really Dumb Country Reviews: January '20
Real reviews from a popular music service.
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Kane Brown - Experiment
Tanya Tucker - While I'm Livin'
Chase Rice - The Album Pt. 1
Tenille Arts - Love, Heartbreak...
Tyler Childers - Country Squire
Walker Hayes - 8 Tracks III
The Highwomen - s/t
Dustin Lynch - Tullahoma
WWE Country Reaction Gifs 40
When mom took down your Dolly Parton poster
♫ ♬ The flag still stands for freedom
and they can't take that away ♫ ♬
How much interest do you have in Dustin Lynch?
When you hear your neighbors having a loud party with Texas country playing
When the drums kick in on "Feathered Indians"
Sorry, I just can't listen to that Kane Brown song you want me to hear
When Bob won't go with you to the Cody Jinks show instead of his girlfriend
Where you gonna get that Lucero tattoo?
Jan 29, 2020
Top 10 Ways to Identify a Boyfriend Country Song
10. Singer is non-threatening looking and wearing a $200 ill-fitting t-shirt
9. You can only tell that it’s country because it’s on a country radio station or playlist
8. Singer uses every possible method to avoid saying the word “truck” while singing about said truck
7. “Featuring Lauren Alaina”
6. No real drums - data shows that drums are for boomers
5. Singer is either very handsome or his lack of traditional handsomeness is cloaked by painstakingly manicured facial hair
4. Any steel guitar or fiddle must be used as sparingly as the singer uses contemplation
3. Southern drawl may only rise to the level of “charming Bachelorette suitor”
2. Object of affection must be “beautiful inside and out” and “love her mama” and …that’s about it
1. Shallow song ‘about’ woman takes place of 4 other deep songs ‘by’ women on the chart
Bonus: Singer clearly told the hairdresser "Make it look stupid"
Jan 28, 2020
Jan 23, 2020
Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Country Reaction Gifs
When you get in a rental car and Dustin Lynch is playing
Me, listening to Dustin Lynch's new album for 10 seconds
♫ ♬ Oh the movers and the shakers down on Morgan Street ♫ ♬
Why do people like Tyler Childers so much?
♫ ♬ and the songs that she sang in the shower are stuck in my head ♫ ♬
After politely telling your ex-best friend you don't want to attend the Kane Brown concert with him
When a guy uses a Mitchell Tenpenny line to try to pick you up
When Charlie Sheen says FGL is his favorite country group
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