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Showing posts with label George Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Jones. Show all posts
Jun 22, 2018
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Apr 2, 2018
Monday Memes: Let's Get Obvious!
First off all, I think these popular country memes are stupid. I didn't start them and I won't retweet them or post them on our Facebook page.
That kind of stuff's way too obvious for me. I like satire and weird, twisted humor. That's why we'll never have millions of followers too, but that's a story for another day. Anyway, here are my own versions of the currently viral "Obvious Country Music Lyric Memes."
Feb 9, 2018
Jan 12, 2018
Parody of Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me"
You Broke Up with Me
(Parody of Walker Hayes' "You Broke Up With Me")
Well, I had to choke while I was turnin'
Swerved past the country station
Hell no, it wasn't amazing
Yeah, I heard a song that had beats and the word swagger
Them crackers all sounded lame and all sounded the same
So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)
I once listened to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that shit that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me
Guess money is all you want
Well heart and soul can't be bought
And stop calling it evolution
Save me the excuses, in your heart you know it's wrong
When a song comes on and it's a fake ass hip-hop bore
Don't you feel a little like a whore?
So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)
I once listened to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that shit that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me
For real y'all, what happened to twang and drawl?
I'm just breakin off some George Jones cold hard truth
It is what it is and you did what you did
I've got some better things to listen to
So this is my farewell party, this don't sound like Strait or Charley
You're just pushing pop and rap as country, so you can shove it
No don't come back beggin' for me to bring back my lovin'
You're the fool that made your own bed, I just wanted out of it (Hey!)
Used to to you a lot
But ain't nobody got time for that all that crap that you've got on
It ain't gotta be country gold
But auto-tune and drum loops ain't the way I roll
So hey, you broke up with me
Yeah, country radio, you broke up with me
Yeah, you broke up with me
Dec 28, 2017
Dec 1, 2017
Really Dumb Country Music Reviews: Dec. '17
These are real reviews from a popular music service.
Dylan Scott
Florida Georgia Line
The Essential George Jones
Walker Hayes
Thomas Rhett
Miranda Lambert - The Weight of These Wings
Kane Brown
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