Showing posts with label George Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Jones. Show all posts
Nov 20, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, Johnny Cash, Cole Swindell
Labels:
Caillou,
Cole Swindell,
George Jones,
Johnny Cash,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Nov 17, 2017
Oct 16, 2017
More Monday Morning Memes: Sam Hunt, George & Johnny, Paycheck
Labels:
First of All,
George Jones,
Johnny Cash,
Johnny Paycheck,
Kane Brown,
Lauren Alaina,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire
Sep 22, 2017
You're Not a Real Country Singer!
You're Not a Real Country Singer If...
Your jeans are tight but your name ain't Dwight
You've ever suggested a trap beat to your album's producer
You've ever suggested a trap beat to your album's producer
You've spent any amount of time trying to work
the phrase "poop emoji" into a song @samgazdiak
All your fans need a ride from their parents to the concert... -Eddie Combs
You're more likely to be seen with a Sun Beach tan than a Miller can
You think Bobby Bare is the name of an exotic dancer -Justin Chambers
You haven't left a girl in West Virginia, up there where the green grass grows.
Another girl in Cincinnati waiting where the Ohio River flows -Anthony Machado
They play your song on country radio @harrymorgan1937
You are certain Hank done it this way -Carl Wallace
Your jeans are tighter than your electronic drum beat @mkleiner2
You have tattoos but no scars -Seth Wilson
Your favorite Patty Loveless song is "Who is Patty Loveless?"
You are Kane Brown @amanda_darlene3
Your name rhymes with "mane crown" -Garrett Dressler
You can't get stoned with your band because it's all computers @Famous_Abell
You can't get stoned with your band because it's all computers @Famous_Abell
You have a hype man
You think the Carter scratch is something your DJ does @JuliThanki
You think the Carter scratch is something your DJ does @JuliThanki
You don't say anything at all about mama, or trains, or trucks,
or prison, or gettin' drunk. -Connor Smith
You sing about Dixie cups. (if you do, you're either a dentist or a toddler) @ryankentm
You can't name 3 George Jones songs but you remember every winner of The Bachelor
You use "how we roll" in a song and your protagonist in the song
isn't a truck driver. -Michael Crabtree
You think American Aquarium is a nickname for Seaworld @SeanRKent
You'd rather be spayed or neutered than express any negative opinion whatsoever
At least one Backstreet Boy was involved in the
creation of your latest album. @10lbhammerbp
You think Conway Twitty is just someone The Family Guy made up
Your truck tires are higher than your IQ @Senor_Fern
Your truck tires are higher than your IQ @Senor_Fern
You think Jason Aldean is "old school".... -Chuck Dye
You can't recite the "third" verse to "Friends in Low Places" @swoletexan
You sing about bars and churches, but haven't been to either one in years
You have backup dancers -BamaDan Ferguson
You think a Telecaster is the guy who reads the news on TV - Seth Wilson
You think Moe Bandy is a rapper featured on Ariana Grande's next single
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Sep 9, 2017
Saturday Night Music: Ray Charles & George Jones
Labels:
George Jones,
Ray Charles,
Saturday Night Music
Sep 8, 2017
Tony Jackson Covers "The Grand Tour"
Labels:
George Jones,
Tony Jackson,
YouTube Gems
Aug 29, 2017
More "Distracted Boyfriend" Memes: Possum, Conway, Kane Brown
Labels:
Conway Twitty,
George Jones,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Jul 27, 2017
Jul 26, 2017
Proof Things Were Better in the 90s
Labels:
Alan Jackson,
George Jones,
Jason Aldean,
Kane Brown,
memes,
Satire
Jun 30, 2017
Jun 7, 2017
Intoxicating Country
Labels:
Chris Knight,
fake t-shirts,
George Jones,
Photocrap,
Sturgill Simpson
May 31, 2017
Yabba Dabba Doo
Labels:
Elvis,
Florida Georgia Line,
George Jones,
memes,
Satire
May 2, 2017
Cody Jinks & Whitey Morgan Cover "Choices"
Labels:
Cody Jinks,
George Jones,
Live performances,
Whitey Morgan
Apr 26, 2017
YouTube Gems: George Jones & Dolly Parton "The Blues Man"
George Jones passed away on this day in 2013. Has it really been that long?! Anyway, we miss you George!
Labels:
Dolly Parton,
George Jones,
YouTube Gems
Apr 6, 2017
The Walking Dead: Country Reaction Gifs
You're going to a Kane Brown concert?
When the car you find during the apocalypse
has a Luke Bryan album stuck in the CD player
Hey Rick, remember when you said George Jones sucks?
You're a kid, Carl. You wouldn't like Sturgill Simpson.
Somebody's trying to tell you how the Backstreet Boys
was the best part of the ACMs
You broke my Red Headed Stranger vinyl?
When you pick up your car from the mechanic and
the radio is on the mainstream country station
Jan 23, 2017
Monday Morning Memes: Luke Bryan, George Strait, FGL, etc.
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
George Jones,
George Strait,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Dec 4, 2016
Sunday Mornin' Music: George Jones and Reba McEntire
Labels:
George Jones,
Reba,
Sunday Mornin' Music
Nov 16, 2016
Who's Gonna Fill 'em?
I'm getting so (old and) forgetful, I wrote this without recalling we'd already posted something
similar in the past (as if we don't recycle jokes daily). Anyway, my version more closely fits
the real lyrics and contains current details, even if Marilyn Branson's is funnier and has the
benefit of a great tune and production (below my lyrics).
Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes
(A parody of George Jones' "Who's Gonna Fill Their Shoes")
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
You know this old world is full of singers
But just a few are chosen
To get it crunk up when they sing
Imagine life without them
All your bro country heroes
Like the cornball that wears those skinny jeans
No, there will never be another
Fat-headed Jason
Face painted black and fist bumping dudes
The dopey Voice host Okie
No what up darlin'
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And sound so auto-tuned
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
God bless the boy from Georgia
Grinding with his pelvis
Singing about shaking it and beers
He sure rocks those skinnies
And really crashed the party
And "That's My Kind of Night" brings me to tears
You know the heart of bro country music
Still beats in Brantley Gilbert
Echoes cross that Florida-Georgia Line
Ol' Hubbard and Brian Kelley
Why I can feel them right here with me
In this chromed out Raptor rolling through the night
[Chorus:]
Who's gonna fill their shoes
Who's gonna yell yeehaw!
Who's gonna sing of hotties
And drinking sweet Fireball
Who's gonna show us how they roll
And take us on a cruise
Lord I wonder, who's gonna fill their shoes
Yes I wonder, who's gonna be a douche?
Nov 4, 2016
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews the 2016 CMA Awards
Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan,
Reviews the 50th CMA Awards
I didn't watch the CMA Awards, but here is my review anyway. Was Hank 3 on there? Was Jamey Johnson on there? Was Gutbucket Slim and the Dewclaws on there? Hell naw. Than, why should I watch it? They don't respect real country music so they should change there name to Crappy Music Association. I'm so sick of the media flooding different genera's with pop music.
I heard they had a few real country singers on their. Like Charlie Pride and Charlie Daniels and Roy Clark, but if I had to sit threw one second of some fruity guy wearing Levi's Tights©, than it wasn't worth the effort. And Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley were the hosts? Pop country bull shit! Brad Paisley can play guitar ok, but he's about as country as Elton John's ballsack. Carrie Underwood is a banshee and an American Idle contestant, so clearly she isn't REAL COUNTRY BY GOD.
And then I read on The Blaze that they had Beeyansay on there. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELLFIRE F**K? Who's house should I egg over this? Isn't she married to that guy who killed Tupac? What message are we sending to our good American children? That it's okay to let people like her on the COUNTRY DAMN MUSIC awards? Its all money driven and their isn't any morals left in this country! Beyonsay is anti-cops & Chicks are Anti-american....Natilie's bashing of Pres.Bush has not been forgotten.
I think Luke Bryan had a song on the show too, but I don't know who that is. Maybe those George Florida Boyz did a song too? They probably had a segment at the end wear they burned photos of Merle Haggard and George Jones on an altar in the shape of Taylor Swift. I'm just tired of all this shit. If you disagree with me you can kiss my REAL COUNTRY ASS.
Reviews the 50th CMA Awards
I didn't watch the CMA Awards, but here is my review anyway. Was Hank 3 on there? Was Jamey Johnson on there? Was Gutbucket Slim and the Dewclaws on there? Hell naw. Than, why should I watch it? They don't respect real country music so they should change there name to Crappy Music Association. I'm so sick of the media flooding different genera's with pop music.
I heard they had a few real country singers on their. Like Charlie Pride and Charlie Daniels and Roy Clark, but if I had to sit threw one second of some fruity guy wearing Levi's Tights©, than it wasn't worth the effort. And Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley were the hosts? Pop country bull shit! Brad Paisley can play guitar ok, but he's about as country as Elton John's ballsack. Carrie Underwood is a banshee and an American Idle contestant, so clearly she isn't REAL COUNTRY BY GOD.
And then I read on The Blaze that they had Beeyansay on there. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELLFIRE F**K? Who's house should I egg over this? Isn't she married to that guy who killed Tupac? What message are we sending to our good American children? That it's okay to let people like her on the COUNTRY DAMN MUSIC awards? Its all money driven and their isn't any morals left in this country! Beyonsay is anti-cops & Chicks are Anti-american....Natilie's bashing of Pres.Bush has not been forgotten.
I think Luke Bryan had a song on the show too, but I don't know who that is. Maybe those George Florida Boyz did a song too? They probably had a segment at the end wear they burned photos of Merle Haggard and George Jones on an altar in the shape of Taylor Swift. I'm just tired of all this shit. If you disagree with me you can kiss my REAL COUNTRY ASS.
Sep 22, 2016
The Possum is Judging You
Labels:
Chris Lane,
George Jones,
memes,
Satire
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