Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Halloween. Show all posts
Oct 11, 2016
Country Horror Movie Posters 2016: Chris Lane
Labels:
Chris Lane,
Country Horror Movie Posters,
Halloween,
Satire
Oct 31, 2015
Halloween Night Music: Rob Zombie - "Living Dead Girl"
Labels:
Halloween,
Rob Zombie,
Saturday Night Music
Oct 30, 2015
Don't Make Me Puke
Labels:
Halloween,
memes,
Sam Hunt,
Satire,
The Exorcist
Oct 29, 2015
Oct 28, 2015
Michael Myers or FGL?
Labels:
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
memes,
Satire
Oct 27, 2015
Little Known Facts: Halloween Edition
Shooter Jennings recently found his He-Man costume from 3rd grade and
decided to wear it this year since it still fits.
Colt Ford scrapped plans to go as someone less talented than himself when
he couldn't find a Big Smo outfit.
After being up late with a cranky baby, Jason Isbell will accidentally put on
Amanda Shires' pants on the 31st and walk out dressed as Sam Hunt.
Somewhere in Georgia a hay-wagon hitch will break and nearly cancel the hayride
but all will be saved by Brantley Gilbert's wallet chain.
Hunter Hayes has been spotted at Sam's Club buying gallon tubs of vaseline to
grease his face up because just a fat suit isn't enough to look like Gary Levox.
In 2012 Hank Williams Jr dressed as Chewbacca but everyone knew it was him
because he was constantly yelling "I'm Hank Williams Jr, bitch!."
On October 31st Dale Watson will wake up and dress like a badass. Just like every other day.
This year Chad Brock will be dressed as a homeless man on the streets of Nashville.
He will remain in costume through 2018.
Florida Georgia Line decided to not dress as what they believe to be the greatest country duo
of all time because they couldn't decide which one had to be Big Kenny.
Tyler Farr will be arrested on Halloween for parking a hearse outside
a neighbor kid's bedroom and throwing popcorn balls at the window.
After a bad experience with Wynonna's spray tan artist Dolly Parton will be stopped at
the local farmers market for being suspected of smuggling two pumpkins out the door.
Chris Stapleton's costume will not be seen by most of the country but
people that actually know things will agree it's the best costume this year.
Ray Wylie Hubbard will dress as a geriatric Danny Zuko. The other 364 days of the year
this is referred to as "the Ray Wylie Hubbard look."
By Jeremy Harris
Oct 26, 2015
Monday Morning Memes: FGL, Freddy Krueger, Colt Ford, etc.
Labels:
Colt Ford,
Florida Georgia Line,
Halloween,
Jason Aldean,
Luke Bryan,
memes,
Satire
Top 10 Things Brantley Gilbert Fans are Handing Out For Halloween
10. Pork rinds wrapped in paper towels
9. Candy, but with one of these flyers in each handful:
8. Jagermeister airplane bottles filled with watered down cough syrup
7.
6. Individual Marlboro Reds
5. Meth for kids (Rock candy in baggies)
4. Fireball Jello shots
3. Strip club coupons
2. CDR of their
hick-hop mixtape
1. (In most cases, nothing, because they don't have trick or treating in prison)
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Halloween,
Satire,
Top Ten Lists
Oct 24, 2015
Saturday Night Music: Ryan Adams - Halloweenhead
Labels:
Halloween,
Ryan Adams,
Saturday Night Music
Oct 20, 2015
Country Horror Movie Posters 2015: Justin Moore
Labels:
Country Horror Movie Posters,
Halloween,
Justin Moore,
Photocrap,
Satire
Country Horror Movie Posters 2015: Brantley Gilbert
Nov 3, 2014
Monday Morning Memes: BG, Aldean, Halloween Wrap-up
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Halloween,
Jason Aldean,
John Rich,
Justin Moore,
memes,
Satire
Oct 31, 2014
Country Horror Movie Posters V: The Stuff
Labels:
Country Horror Movie Posters,
Dallas Davidson,
FGL,
Fireball,
Halloween,
Satire,
Tyler Farr
YouTube Gems: AC/DC - Hell's Bells
Labels:
AC/DC,
Halloween,
YouTube Gems
Country Horror Movie Posters IV: Psycho
Labels:
Country Horror Movie Posters,
Halloween,
Photocrap,
Satire,
Taylor Swift
Country Horror Movie Posters III: The Blinding
Labels:
Country Horror Movie Posters,
Halloween,
Luke Bryan,
Satire
Country Horror Movie Poster II: Nashville Centipede
Oct 30, 2014
Bryx Ft. Corb Lund - Gravedigger (Remix) ...perfect for Halloween
Sometimes it's okay to remix country songs, or introduce EDM elements into country. Here's one of those times.
Labels:
Corb Lund,
Halloween,
New Videos,
YouTube Gems
Oct 29, 2014
Oct 28, 2014
What Your Carved Pumpkin Says About You
(Luke Bryan) |
A teen girl and/or a single mom live here.
The person handing out Halloween candy is probably drunk on White Zinfandel.
(Kenny Chesney) |
We own at least one of those tiny dogs we carry around in a purse.
The person handing out Halloween candy is definitely drunk on White Zinfandel.
The person handing out Halloween candy is definitely drunk on White Zinfandel.
A cool family lives here.
But you can't have a brownie.
A Brantley Gilbert fan lives here.
Labels:
Brantley Gilbert,
Halloween,
Kenny Chesney,
Luke Bryan,
Satire,
Willie Nelson
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