Wrasslin' Country Reaction Gifs #49 XL Edition

 It's Wrestlemania week, so here's an extra large edition of country reaction gifs.

If your friend doesn’t like Arlo McKinley

When I see FGL has yet another #1 song

When I see Alan Jackson’s new album has 21 songs

“Country music is an amalgamation of all America’s styles of music”

When somebody tries to tell me Chris Gaines and Garth Brooks are the same person

If I went to a pop-country music festival, I’d leave like this

Hey, let’s listen to my new Luke Bryan deluxe edition

When you walk in the bar in a good mood and they’re playing Parmalee

Niko Moon doesn’t like sad songs. Well f*** him, I do

To the hard rock bottom of your heart

More Monday Memes: Niko Moon, Randy Travis

How to Tell Country from Boyfriend Country

Fixing Sexist Country Titles

https://thehill.com/homenews/532547-cleaver-concludes-congressional-prayer-amen-and-awoman

 

Farce the Music’s Top 30 Songs of 2020

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1. Caylee Hammack - Small Town Hypocrite

This was my favorite song of the year wire-to-wire. I just couldn’t get it out of my head or heart, and didn’t want to. It’s personal and universal at once - the hallmark of a great song, in my book. The vocals, the lyrics, the instrumentation - flawless. A truly fantastic piece of art.

 

 2. Waylon Payne - Shiver  

 3. Katie Pruitt - My Mind’s a Ship (That’s Going Down)  

4. Arlo McKinley - Suicidal Saturday Night  

 5. Brandy Clark - I’ll Be the Sad Song  

 5. Flatland Cavalry - War With My Mind  

 6. Sarah Jarosz - Orange and Blue  

 7. Futurebirds - Trippin’  

 8. Taylor Swift ft. Bon Iver - Exile  

 9. Randy Travis - Fool’s Love Affair  

 10. The Wilder Blue - The Eagle  

 11. Rookie - I Can’t Have You But I Want You  

 12. Hailey Whitters - Janice at the Hotel Bar  

 13. Marcus King - Wildflowers & Wine  

 14. Joshua Ray Walker - Voices  

 15. Gabe Lee - Imogene

16. Waxahatchee - Lilacs

17. Tennessee Jet - The Country

18. Ray Wylie Hubbard - Bad Trick

19. Kathleen Edwards - Simple Math

20. William Prince - The Gun

21. Tessy Lou Williams - Why Do I Still Want You

22. Pallbearer - Riverbed

23. Elizabeth Cook - Two Chords and a Lie

24. Zephaniah OHora - It’s Not So Easy Today

25. Tré Burt - Real You

26. Empty Country - Marian

27. Run the Jewels - JU$T

28. John Anderson - Years

29. The Secret Sisters - Tin Can Angel

30. Pinegrove - Endless

The Billboard Country Top 20 (In My Perfect World)

8 New Country Parody Album Covers

 

Jason Eady, Courtney Patton, Jamie Lin Wilson Cover Randy's "On the Other Hand"

Mitchell Tenpenny's Greatest Influence?

90s Country Memes: Tracy Lawrence, Mark Wills, Randy Travis

Thanos Fixes Some Sh**

Carl Outlaw, Real Country Fan, Reviews George Strait’s New Single

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Ayyyyeee, it’s been a while but I’m back! Been going through some stuff but I think their going to let me off with probation.

Anyway, Trailer got me reviewing this new George Straight song like he’s doing me a favor. I know he’s supposed to be the king or whatever, but he’s just a pretty boy too me. Women talk about how good he looks in his jeans… you know who else they say that about? Luke Bryant! Same thing to me. Ain’t neither one of ‘em gonna sing you a song about roping steers on the western ridge while hoping nobody finds you’re wife’s body in that ravine you left her in. That’s real country!!! Not some shaking it or getting carried away bullshit!

George Straight can’t even write a song. What a fraud LMAO! Claims to be authentic but than he sings another man’s words? I can’t have any respect for a “supposed legend” like that. Good honest writers live there songs and then they write about it. Like Colter Damn Wall! I know he spent many a night sleeping on the hard ground with a dead rattlesnake as his pillow. He wrote his own songs so you know that’s true. George on the other hand spends his nights in silk sheets in a five million dollar house with his Prius parked outside. What a joke! Might as well be Florida-Georgia Line too me!

If I met George Straight, I’d spray him in the face with a full can of mace. He’s as much too blame for country being shitty now as Garth Brooks and Randy Travis (another pretty boy who didn’t write every single song by himself like your suppose too!). 

I didn’t even listen to this song. I guess it’s about how he likes too drink fruity cocktails and play parcheesi in the upscale bars he visits when he’s trying to sell them his Codigo tequila. He’ll probably stand up on a stage in Las Vegas, not playing his guitar, looking all handsome and singing another man’s song and make another million dollars to put in a Starbucks for his horses or some shit. This guy sucks.

Easter Sunday Mornin' Music / Hank Jr., Randy Travis, etc. / "I Saw the Light"

Not Cool, Bro

Sunday Mornin' Music / Randy Travis / "In the Sweet By and By"

Monday Morning Memes: Randy Travis, Lit, Florida-Georgia Line, etc.

Cody Jinks Covers Randy Travis' "Diggin' Up Bones"

When Did We Get So Old?