Farce Madness: The "Delete" 8

In the Sour 16, most of the matches were decisive. The closest match was Sam Hunt's "upset" of Florida Georgia Line/Luke Bryan by 4%. Here are the results from the 16.

Junk Drawer Region
Any Kane Brown Song 75%
Danielle Bradbery "Friend Zone" 25%

Paisley/Cool J "Accidental Racist" 64%
The Band Perry "Live Forever" 36%

Oldies Region
Donna Fargo "Funny Face" 54%
"Butterfly Kisses" 46%

"Achy Breaky Heart" 55%
"She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy" 54%

Meat & Potatoes Region
"Country Girl (Shake It For Me)" 77%
ZBB "Beautiful Drug" 23%

Rascal Flatts "Bob That Head" 73%
Big & Rich "Comin' to Your City" 27%

Bro-Country Region
LB "That's My Kind of Night" 57%
Jason Aldean "1994" 43%

FGL + Luke "This is How We Roll" 48%
Sam Hunt "Body Like a Back Road" 52%

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Here are today's matchups in the "Delete" 16. Voting will take place on Twitter this afternoon.

"Delete" 8

Junk Drawer
4. Any Kane Brown Song
6. Brad Paisley - Accidental Racist w/LL Cool J

Bro-Country
1. Luke Bryan - That’s My Kind of Night
11. Sam Hunt - Body Like a Back Road

Oldies
1. Donna Fargo - Funny Face
2. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart

Meat & Potatoes
1. Luke Bryan - Country Girl (Shake It For Me)
6. Rascal Flatts - Bob That Head

New Country Parody Album Covers: Wheeler, Flatts, FGL, etc.

Most Added Poop at Country Radio

The "most added" singles list every week highlights new and rising songs that country radio listeners will hear for weeks (and sometimes months or years) to come. Similar to our "Current Poop of Country Radio," here's Trailer's ratings for this week's add leaders. Data from Country Aircheck. Poop from us. (Poop emoji=bad, Anti-poop emoji=good)

The rating for this first week of our list is scary bad. I weep for the future. The score is -20. My favorite tune on this list is Zac Brown's new "My Old Man," which is a subtle and welcome return to ZBB's signature sound. My least favorite song is Sam Hunt's "Body Like a Back Road," but it has serious competition for biggest turd. This was easily one of my most unpleasant listening experiences in nearly 9 years of running Farce the Music. I thought radio was supposed to be getting better, but if this is any sign, they're at the bottom and digging deeper.

More New Promo Photos: Ray Wylie, Rascal Flatts, Dustin Lynch, etc.

Trump Goes Over His List of Inauguration Performers

Fun With Google Searches: Luke Bryan, Kenny Chesney, Sturgill, etc.

These are real autocompletes when performing the following searches on Google.


 

Hopefully. For crimes against country music.

Hmmm.... let's see.

Bingo!

I don't see the resemblance, but you do you.

Do you have functioning ears?

2008 answer: He's never nominated.  2017 answer: He hasn't been relevant since 2007.

I have a sneaking suspicion they might.

The whole band?? Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm guessing a country singer is not a disease. Are you crystal meth?

Monday Morning Memes: Cash, Kane Brown, Luke Bryan

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 18

When a dude hits on you with lines from a Chris Lane song

When an actual bro-country singer hits on you

Two old dudes fighting over whether Merle or Waylon was better

Every drunk white chick at the Luke Bryan concert dancing like...

When you realize you said you like a few 

Rascal Flatts songs out loud

When Charlie Daniels comes on, everybody must dance

When your boss hires a Florida-Georgia Line 

cover band for the office Christmas party

"You can stop talking trash about pop-country singers on

Twitter all day long instead of working or you can get a new job"

Seinfeld Country Reaction Gifs

Kelsea Ballerini has broken the glass ceiling at country radio!

The life story of every Kane Brown fan over age 20.

 Oh you like country? Me too, Rascal Flatts is awesome!

Aren't you glad Old Dominion is going 

on tour with Miranda Lambert?

"Why do you get so upset about what 

they play on country radio? It's just music."

Americana outsold mainstream country this week!

Say one positive thing about Luke Bryan's music:

WWE Country Reaction Gifs 15: Rascal Flatts, Darrell Scott, FGL, etc.

When Darrell Scott gives songwriting advice, you listen

"I was already mad at having to come in Walmart,

but they're playing Chris Lane too??"

 When some dude on the bread aisle is humming "Cruise"

You don't like Reckless Kelly?

Bobby Bones said what??

When people keep talking during the Lori McKenna show

Whassup girl, I got Chase Rice tickets? 

Pick you up around 8?

If Rascal Flatts was black and they tried to pick up Gary